Now that the snow is gone I see these parkour mother fuckers everyday. The all fucking suck too. Just a bunch of nerds who have seen one to many youtube videos and say to themselves “hey, I can do that.” But you can’t. To be actually good at parkour you have to fairly athletic. These kids are out there embarrassing themselves one dumb trick at a time, and the worst part is they think this makes them cool. All it does is make them look like a 7 year old who is pretending to be a ninja in his back yard or this fat fuck.
Anyways these kids got me thinking about how useful is parkour even when your good at it. So, would you rather be the undisputed parkour champ of the world or an olympic curler? Both sports seem equally irrelevant and useless.
I know it may sound crazy but I would rather be the olympic curler. Say all you want about how awesome it is when you are great at parkour, but how exactly do you benefit in life from being able to jump around like a spider monkey. And with parkour, to be really good you have train at it, a lot. With curling, on the other, hand the work load is almost non existent. A chance at olympic gold for barley working hard, sign me the fuck up. Seriously, the only thing that separates the average guy from an olympic curler is a few months of training (aka sliding a stone across ice) and the crazy decision to want to be a professional curler. If you don’t believe me that being an olympic curler is as easy as I make it sound watch Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel. He interviewed the US curling team before the 2010 winter olympics. They basically don’t do anything, drink Heineken, eat McDonald’s, and take a vacation to the olympics once every four years.
Posted by Cstokecity
The actual would you rather question isn't bad but holy shit the spelling and grammar on this is shocking. please tell me cstokefuckface doesn't go to BC.
ReplyDeleteyou guys are fags
ReplyDeleteOK, time out champ. Your post makes no sense, beyond the fact that it seems to have been written by a “7 year-old.” If you’re gonna shit on people, for God’s sake be grammatically correct. And learn how to spell. Either way, you and your post “fucking” suck (oh, and another thing, saying “fuck” every five words doesn’t make you funny). You know what pisses me off more than kids who think they can parkour but can’t? Kids who think they can write blogs but can't. But, hey, I’m willing to give you a chance. Let’s look at your arguments.
ReplyDeleteAh, the classic debate: parkour versus curling. And your verdict is….an Olympic curler? After you just shit all over the sport? Come on, the only thing that “separates the average guy from an Olympic curler is a few months of training!” And all you’re doing is eating McDonald’s and sliding some stones across the ice, right? Isn’t that what you said? So you’d pass up the opportunity to be one of the most athletic people in the world to sit around and eat McDonalds?
Here’s why you, just like that fat guy in your video, fail. Curlers may not be the most athletic athletes in the world, but they are among the smartest. Just because curling doesn’t involve any strenuous physical activity doesn’t make it an “average” game. You have to be smart, dumbass. You need strategy and on-the-fly decision making. And it’s not hard to tell, judging from the quality of your post, that you lack both.
Since you write for this blog, I’m gonna guess you’re a fan of Broston. So you think, “Hey, I can do that.” But you can’t. To actually be good at writing a blog you have to be either a fairly strong writer or slightly funny. Meanwhile you’re out here, making fun of fat kids and parkour-wannabes, and you think that makes you cool. You don’t realize that you’re actually making fun of yourself. That, my friend, is the worst part.
i wanna poop on you, but phantom pooper covered everything
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