Unbelievable Scene of the Day

4-0. That's right, four goals to nill. I don't know what they call it up in Old Hampshire, but back where I come from we call that an ass-whooping. Live free or die, huh? Well tonight they died.

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I'm Sorry

So, I feel like I need to vent a little bit here. Get some shit off my chest. Even make some apologies. First of all, this week blew more dick than that one soccer slut. Like, 3 midterms, had to clean the vans at 5 a.m., fucking coach so far up my ass I think I'm starting to taste him in my mouth a little bit (the Irish to English translation can be a little tricky at times, but from what I've gather being called a "fuckin idiot" day in and day out is a good thing?) and let's be honest with ourselves, the blog's been suffering this week. A man can only do so much. I've been trying to get some quality shit out to you guys, but I'm just not sure my hearts been where it needs to be this week. I just have to be fucking better. No excuses. Just better performance. I owe it to you guys to make you laugh, to make you cry, to make you call me a fucking idiot, whatever it may be, I want to get back to my old ways. And for the letdown this week, I'm sorry.
Now with that sappy bullshit out of the way, I want to tell all you fuckers what's going on right now.
1. I'm currently sporting the grimiest, mangiest most disgustingly awesome scum stache you'll ever see in your entire life.
2. My Eagles (that's right my Eagles. Would someone at this school please sack up enough to say they bleed maroon and gold?) are going to kick the living piss out of my hometown UNH Wildcats tonight.
3. 2 for 20 deal at Applebees tonight. Do I go steak or chicken?
4. Day old OJ and Vodka? Still good.
5. Returned the stolen blue boots from last weekend with a love note. "Sorry I was drunk and stole your boots. I'd like to say I could promise you it won't happen again, but it might, so lock up your boots <3"
6. I'm sorry for HBunk's future wives/lovers/one-night stands/rape victims as he got hit in the nuts like I have never seen before today.
7. Spring break motherfuckers!!! Atlantis anyone? Lessssss gooooo.

So, I've said my apologies, but you know what I'm not sorry for? I'm not sorry that I'm going to be having a great fucking time in the Bahamas. I'm not sorry that I'm going to be sitting in the sun staring at beautiful women all week (look but don't touch policy). Sorry I'm not sorry.

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Old School Boston Athlete of the Day

Richard Alan Garces Mendoza Jr, was one of the best relievers in Red Sox history. For an 8 year span if you needed a guy out in the 7th or 8th inning you literally could call out El Guapo and not have a neverous bone in your body. There's three things you can love about a dude: a pot belly, a Venezuelan accent, and a 99 mph fastball right in your grill that motherfuckers can't touch. El Guapo. "The Handsome One." Nuff' Said.

Posted by Mucc.

Labor Negotiations and ESPN are a Joke

So I guess ESPN is flipping a shit about the NFL and the NFLPA extending negotiations 7 more days in hopes they can get a new CBA in place. Wait what? Extended for 7 days? I thought midnight March 4th was it, it was doomsday it was the day ESPN hyped up for centuries now as THE DAY! And all of a sudden we can just extend shit? Why wasn't anyone informed about this rule? I mean Chad Johnson is tweeting about how the world is going to end on March 4th, Mel Kiper is hunkering down in his nuclear bomb shelter, and Adam Shefter is making signs for the second coming of Jesus Christ, and all the while we can extend this shit? Thanks for the info guys. I'll stop watching any coverage of this age old debate about how the richest people in the world can become richer. Later bros.

Posted by Mucc.

Guy Freaks Out When Printer is Broke

I can't sit here and act like I don't admire the hell out of this guy. I mean look, the printer is broke as shit, won't print, and even sprays ink back in his face. Totally unfazed by the printer's latest "fuck YOU" move, this dude ingeniusely realizes he can just use the copier and copy the computer screen to get his file out. Brilliant. Watch and learn people, that's called making an adjustment. Your move printer, your fucking move.

Posted by Mucc.

Thank God It's Friday

Papa Dunn gets what Papa Dunn wants. So, when he says we got to sexy up the blog to keep people interested that's what we're going to do. Nothing like some Victoria's Secret women to get the blood flowing in the morning if you catch my drift. Anyways, thank God it's Friday.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

It's 1:30 in the morning. I'm tired. I've been fucking slaving away all week. The blog's suffering because of it, but know what, midterms are over. We're coming back with avengence. The shit that's coming out tomorrow, well fuck, it's past midnight, the shit that's coming out today is gonna blow your minds. Midterms are over. Get drunk. Go celebrate.

Unbelievable Scenes.

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