Saturday, April 30, 2011

Fuck The NFL

I'm so sick of this shit. Lockout? Ok, i'll let it happen I understand it's a bussiness. Court case? Ok, fine we gotta resolve it somehow. Not one team drafting BC's Mark Herzlich? That's where I fucking draw the line. I'm sick of Goodell, and I'm sick of the owners, and the coaches and Tom Brady's long hair. Mr. Goodell I have no respect for you, none. You are a cowardly man who sits in his office and thinks that you are above the rest of these money hungry assholes. To the owners: you are the scum of the earth, you have no souls and I have no respect for you either, but fucking figure it out. To the players: you play a game for a living and make more money than 99% of Americans, shut up and play. I realize that in a relative scale you make less money than the owners, and you want a cut of the action, but remember you play a sport for millions of dollars, tell the coal miner in West Virginia who climbs inside a mountain to make minimum wage. Tom Brady: cut your fucking hair you pansy pretty boy, I want my short haired warrior back.

Now on to the Herzlich affair. The 32 NFL teams should be ashamed. Ok so he's lost a step I understand that. And maybe the guys in the later rounds had better credentials (even though I know for a fact half of them didn't), but at that point doesn't skill not matter as much as will? Dude beat cancer? That's a bigger win than the lions, browns, raiders have ever had combined. Piss off, honestly. I know one thing for certain, when you open Mark Herzlich up and you look inside him you'll see a heart the size of the milky way galaxy; and that's the man I want going to battle for me on sunday.

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Jump on the Bandwagon


It's amazing. I've never seen a sport with such a strong influx of bandwagoners as NHL hockey. I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't preface this by saying that I have jumped on the Bruins bandwagon so hard. I'll be the first to admit I watched about six and a half minutes of hockey during the entire regular season, but now that it's playoff time I love it. Playoff hockey is a totally different animal. They hit, they scrap, they take pucks in the face. Jack Edwards commentates like at any moment the world could come to an end. People, non-diehard fans like myself, can see this, they can feel it. And, you know what, they like it. I watched every game of the Montreal series (fuck Canada) and I'm sitting there with my hands sweating and my heart going a million miles a minute. When Subban hit that bomb with 2 minutes left in Game 7 my heart sank. I was crushed. Not only had I developed an absolute hatred of that man, but I had developed a hardcore schoolboy crush on the Bruins. What I came to find out, however, is that a lot of people have that very same crush on the Bs. Facebook and Twitter just blowing up about Horton and Jack Edwards and that asshole Subban. Everybody's on this Bruins playoff train and all we can hope is they keep it rolling. Keep jumping on that bandwagon people. I did, and let me tell you, it's one hell of a ride. Go Bruins!!!

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