Let me paint a picture for you here people. So, I'm standing there at the sink in the Claver 2nd floor bathroom. Got my Crest Scope Total toothpaste, my blue and white Delta Dental toothbrush and my Neutrogena orange facewash (if you're curious I'm wearing my tight little navy blue Tommy Hilfiger briefs and furry slippers. Not really relevant, but the female viewers need a visual). Anyways, just standing there brushing my teeth and a man appears from the handicap stall, toothbrush in hand, spit in mouth and I heard what was going on in there. He wasn't peeing... I tweeted about this, but the more I thought about it the more blog worthy it became. At what point does it become okay to clean your teeth while taking a shit? Where do you draw the line? Do you not floss while cleaning up throw up? I don't get it. I was just baffled by this whole thing. I've kind of been baffled by the overall college hygienic scene. Shower, shave, brush your teeth, wash your clothes, I mean it's pretty simple, people. And I know, I know, it can get confusing. A toothbrush and toilet paper are for cleaning things, but one's working the entrance and one's working the exit, don't mix them up.
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