Sunday, February 27, 2011
I Am Still So Right.
Gunners Gag
Carling Cup final. 1-1. 89th minute. Arsenal has gone 6 years without hardware, Birmingham has waited nearly 50 since it last lifted a trophy. Well, thanks to a fucking nightmare of a play between Arsenal defender, Laurent Koscielny, and goalkeeper, Wojciech Szczesny, they don't have to wait any longer. Good for them, I'm happy for the Blues, but this is about that atrocity of a play between the Gunners' netminder and centerback. How does that happen? How does that fucking happen? You guys are playing for one of the best clubs in the world, sort that shit out. Like, it's the 90th minute in a title game, its gotta be better. If I'm Koscielny in this situation, I'm putting the ball into the 12th row and putting my foot through the keeper's chest. If I'm the keeper, well, I fuckin hate keepers, they all suck. I understand it's the one position where if you fuck up it's on you, but come out, be a man, catch the ball, do your job. No excuses. As for Obefami Martins who put the goal in, the celebration was one hundred times more athletic than the actual goal. And with a name like Obefami and backflips like that, dude's definately getting laid tonight. Arsenal young gun Jack Wilshere's face at the end here just sums up exactly what I would be thinking. I feel like I'm almost staring into his soul and he's saying, "Fuck you guys, fuck you. Thanks for blowing this one."
Posted by 3
Live Free or Die
We've got the first primary, no income tax, no seatbelts. We've got mountains and lakes and beaches. The women are beautiful and they're also down to crack a beer and watch football. We've got our liquor stores conveniently located on the side of the highway. Fireworks are fair game (thank you Seabrook). We can go border to border in about 2 hours and we brush shoulders with the Canucks up north. It's the 603 babyyy! I mean, our motto is "Live Free or Die," aka you can do whatever the fuck you want. Let me tell you something else, there's no one out there who's tougher than a NH dude. Show me someone who could survive 11 days without power while the entire world literally froze over, or someone who goes swimming in 45 degree water for pleasure. We've got everything you'd ever want here in New Hampshire. Sure, we might not have the glam of California, or the prestige of New York, but in my humble, unbiased opinion, there's no place better. Granted, we've got nothing better to do than make stupid parody videos, but that's neither here nor there. I get made fun of frequently for having a deprived childhood; never seeing any movies, sucking dick at video games, but you know why, cause we play outside in the 603. Is it gay that I built forts and made snowmen in my backyard until I was 18? I don't think so. I'm a better man because I grew up in New Hampshire. You may call us hicks, you may say there's nothing to do here, but like everyone else in NH I'm proud of where I came from. I'm proud to represent the 603. Live free or die motherfuckers.
P.S. RIP Old Man in the Mountain
Posted by 3
Insane Dropkick
It's fucking trash day indeed! I don't care if this is real or fake or whatever, this shit is one of the most perfectly executed dropkicks of all time. Dude gets like 5 feet of air and....BOOMBA! Direct hit. The best is the guy crying under the table afterwards. Come on man, get up and rally, if you we're my boy Roccodinho you'd have this guy in a headlock on the ground of a dormitory Hallway. Seriously, go bruce lee that dude or fuck his girlfriend. Pussy.
-Thanks Joe for the vid.
Posted by Mucc.
SHOWDOWN COMING
(Headed for a showdown peeps...start growing the hair out like the bassist)
After last night's sluggish 2-1 win over UMASS, it appears next weekend is the biggest one of the year for our BC Eagles men's hockey team. UNH sits atop the Hockey East standings with 38 points while we follow with 37 points. How many games left you might ask? Two. vs UNH in Conte, and at UNH in that mythical land 3 comes from (shout out to the Warriors of Winnacunnet, Warriors for life). What does this matter people?! Well if Jerry and the boys win or win and tie, these two games they earn another regular season Hockey East title. What does this mean?! 1st seed in the hockey east playoffs, and an almost guarantee at a NCAA birth no matter what shit goes down in the conference playoffs. That would be nice. You know not to be teetering on the bubble in limbo making fans suffer through sleepless nights of pondering why it seemed so fucking difficult to beat Miami's 2-3 zone defense. But that's neither here nor there. BC vs UNH. All the marbles. Next weekend. None of this bubble bullshit.
Posted by Mucc.
Unbelievable Scene of the Day
So of course being freshmen nobodys, 3 and I and a few boys were just wandering around comm ave last night looking for some semblance of cute girls and a party. Instead we saw something better. Walking by us, alone I might add (which I know for a fact doesn't happen often), was Joe "Trap" Trapani. Of course I give him the casual "yo good game today trap" and he's lovin it, thankin me and shit, and then 3 has to fuckin freak out. 3 starts gettin in a yellin match with Trap, screamin in a irish accent and shit. Like this is what baffles me about 3, kid is a D1 athlete too, yet freaks the fuck out when anyone even gives him a head nod; gotta love that kind of boyhood fantasy shit. At any rate, Trap obviously was a little freaked out and walked away, but not before 3 let him know one thing:
"HEY TRAP! TRAP! VIRGINIA TECH! WE GUNNA BEAT THOSE FUCKERS?!"-3
"YA MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE ARE GUNNA FUCKING BEAT EM'" -Joe Trapani
Go Eagles.
Unbelievable Scenes
Posted by Mucc.
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