Live Free or Die

We've got the first primary, no income tax, no seatbelts. We've got mountains and lakes and beaches. The women are beautiful and they're also down to crack a beer and watch football. We've got our liquor stores conveniently located on the side of the highway. Fireworks are fair game (thank you Seabrook). We can go border to border in about 2 hours and we brush shoulders with the Canucks up north. It's the 603 babyyy! I mean, our motto is "Live Free or Die," aka you can do whatever the fuck you want. Let me tell you something else, there's no one out there who's tougher than a NH dude. Show me someone who could survive 11 days without power while the entire world literally froze over, or someone who goes swimming in 45 degree water for pleasure. We've got everything you'd ever want here in New Hampshire. Sure, we might not have the glam of California, or the prestige of New York, but in my humble, unbiased opinion, there's no place better. Granted, we've got nothing better to do than make stupid parody videos, but that's neither here nor there. I get made fun of frequently for having a deprived childhood; never seeing any movies, sucking dick at video games, but you know why, cause we play outside in the 603. Is it gay that I built forts and made snowmen in my backyard until I was 18? I don't think so. I'm a better man because I grew up in New Hampshire. You may call us hicks, you may say there's nothing to do here, but like everyone else in NH I'm proud of where I came from. I'm proud to represent the 603. Live free or die motherfuckers.


P.S. RIP Old Man in the Mountain

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