Seattle Kills The Easter Bunny

Fox News- "One Seattle elementary school is calling Easter eggs “Spring spheres" instead, they say, to take religion out of the annual egg hunt.
They weren't fooling any of the kids though, who apparently still all called the colored treats "Easter eggs".
The city's parks department has also removed the word "Easter" from its ads for egg hunts."

Seriously? I'm not really a religious person, but this kind of shit pisses me off. "Oh no, the Jewish and Muslim kids don't believe in a magical bunny that shits out eggs full of candy. What do we do?" It's not like people are forcing their Christian morals down others' throats by giving them chocolate eggs. This is no different from the time we tried to change french fries to freedom fries. Its just some stupid person taking the name of something way too seriously. Oh and by the way, even if I wanted to change the name of Easter eggs I could do a lot better than Spring spheres. Earth to fucking Seattle, eggs aren't even spheres. Every kid who has passed the third grade can tell you that. If we let this happen then whats next: tall, green, highly decorated, prickly bushes instead of Christmas Tress?

Posted by Cstokecity

Kid Feeling It

Can't fault this kid for knowing a party when he hears one. He hears his beats and is up ready to go, rallying away, while his bro is still passed out next to him. Amateur.

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Wake Up Would You Rather

(Liz)

I've got no work to do this week so I’ve been catching up on some quality television, mainly MTV’s Real World Las Vegas. Every time I watch this show I realize how hot the Nany chick is. I think she is a smoke and most people would agree with me. So I said to myself, “Would I rather fuck Nany from Real World or that girl Liz from My Life as Liz.”

I don’t know if this question is as difficult for my readers out there as it is for me, but I have no idea who to choose. I’ve only watched a few episodes of My Life is Liz, but I have to admit, there is something about this chick that I just love. I can’t pinpoint exactly what it is, but she is a secret obsession of mine. But could I actually pass up the absolute bombshell that is Nany for the queen of the nerds Liz Lee. The answer is somehow yes. Liz’s geeky hipster style is just so hot to me. Combine that with her red hair, and forget about it. The only thing I secretly love more than hipster girls is a good looking red head. I can’t fully explain why, all I can say is I would love to fuck her. So for all those readers out there with a secret hipster fetish, show some love for your goddess Liz Lee.

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