Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Housing: Check. Dominating Class: Check. Bruins win 4-0: Check. Kicking Ghadaffi's ass in Libya: Double Check. Enjoying Great Company: Check.

Unbelievable scene of the day? Ice Cube just take it away...

Unbelievable Scenes

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Bill Just Being Bill

NEW ORLEANS -- Bill Belichick's absence from Tuesday's coaches breakfast at the NFL annual meeting shouldn't be about a media snub. The message has been heard loud and clear from followers of the New England Patriots: "We don't care about Belichick and his dealings with the press. Get over it!"

That's fair. Take the media out of it

Now consider the NFL head coaching fraternity. Put yourself in the shoes of the 31 other coaches who entered the Waldorf Astoria Ballroom at 7 a.m., found their reserved tables, then looked to the middle of the room over the next 75 minutes to see Belichick's table empty.

Belichick's absence at the once-a-year event fueled the perception that he views himself as bigger than the rest of the coaches. The no-show was disrespectful to his peers. So this isn't about a media snub. This is about the feeling among some coaches and executives in the league that there are "Belichick Rules" and there are NFL rules. This is why they sometimes call the league office on various issues and say, "They're not doing it in New England, so why should we do it here?"

This isn't the first time Belichick has missed a coaches breakfast. In fact, there have been some years he was a no-show for the entire NFL meetings. This year, it's a bit of a different twist. He's here but simply decided not to attend, later joking with reporters, "Sorry I missed you this morning. Alarm clock just didn't go off." When 31 other coaches are in the room and one isn't, the empty table stands out.

-Mike "Whiney" Reiss

Why is Mike Reiss bitching? Is he that upset that he couldn't talk to Bill Belichick at 7 in the morning about moving the kickoff 5 yards forward? Obviously Bill was busy, eatin room service, or banging his smokin wife, or how bout sleeping? And what's with this bullshit about the nfl coaches noticing? You know what else they notice? The 3 rings Belichick is toting on his pimp hand, and the number of times he's circled the wagons around their pitiful teams. And Ya there are "Belichick" rules, they occur when you are the one of greatest coaches of all times in any sport. Shhhhhhhh Michael you sound dumb right now.

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3 Always Wins

So, who's sick and tired about hearing about the Unbelievable Scenes' rooming situation for 2011? Oh, you are? Well, screw you. I'm not done talking about it. Going to put a little different spin on it though. Everyone knows it's a numbers game. 60% chance of an 8-man. What feels like 0% chance of CoRo, but turns out to be about 99.972% if my math is right. This week brings out the men from the boys. 64% chance of tears from a member of the rooming party, good or bad (we met our quota on both sides of the equation). Last night Rockdaddy the math wizard (102% on his last Multi-Variable-I'm-really-smart-class test) crunched the numbers and found 59 quads available. 20 with mice, 2 with flooding issues, 8 that had been vandalized and another 29 for people who recently slept with someone is ResLife. That leaves two rooms. Like I said, 99.972% chance of CoRo. You're probably saying, "Ahh, shit 3, I'm sorry, you had no chance." Oh ho ho, you are so wrong, my friends. 3 always wins. I always win. We're in room 312. Third floor, coincidence? I think not. 3/12, my birthday, coincidence? Hell no. And to top it all off? Today's March 22, 2011. 3/22 aka #3 Ryan Dunn and #22 Doug Flutie. The two greatest athletes to ever grace the Heights. Coincidence? HA. It's a numbers game ladies and gentleman, and 3 always wins.
#winning

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Pop The Champagne

(That's right Cam, show us how you really feel)

There have been three times in my life that I can honestly sayI let out one of those spontaneous girly screams of happiness. The Red Sox winning the World Series in '04, The Pats in '01, and Matt Ryan's Miracle comeback at Va Tech in '07. Well now you can put a 4th one on the list: when I received word that our 8 men, who have done nothing but "vom and rallied," received a dualing 4 man draw. Just Unbelievable Scenes all over the place. Shut the building down, shut it down.

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I've Never Been More Right in My Life

Gotta love the New York Knickerbockers, just have to. Every time they play us they give us their best shot. They just stand up to the big bad bullies from Boston and punch us as hard as they can, and granted maybe last night they did make us bleed a little. But no one makes Ray Allen bleed his own blood. And like always we let them punch us, and then stood up and punched them right square in the temple rendering them unconscious. Seriously though, there is nothing more they can do. They got Melo, Chauncy is back, and the fans were wild, playoff wild. But like always the score board read Boston More and Knicks less. Last night was particularly interesting because you'd think the Celtics, on kind of a slide lately, would wilt down 12 at halftime against an energized Knicks team. But no, nope. KG just wouldn't allow it. I've said it once and I'll say it again, the NBA is about defense and in the 4th quarter last night the Celtics simply stifled the knicks and the knicks could not stop a blind kid from cranbrook elementary. Peter Reynolds of Renbrook school would have ran his "Indiana" offense all day on those guys. Like I said before, the knicks are no better with melo, and they've only continued to prove my point. Oh well, they get one more shot at us in Boston, maybe they can prove me wrong then. I doubt it. As for the Celts, great effort and resolve. I think the team is gelling with the new guys each day, and to be honest Jeff Green and Nenad are good players offensively, but more importantly, they've shown defensively that they can buy into the team concept. I like our chances.

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