Friday, April 8, 2011

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

(Top Cheese. Kid don't mess)
This is an early one, but screw it this is necessary. Remember Ben Smith? The former eagle who is also from Avon, who's also just a bad bad man? Ya well brother put one in the net tonight just like he use to on his little bro will back in the day. Just bar down top Cheddar. Kid's just a warrior out-there, has been since the GCA days. That's just what happens when you out-work the opponents, cue the horn, cause the kid from the 860 just put one home. This kid worked from six years old as his bro just informed me, he proves one thing, hard work, hard play, and clear heart pays off. I'm so proud. Keep it up Ben I know you will.

Unbelievable Scenes 39 Saxon woods forever fuckahs.

Posted by Mucc.

Daily Double

Comrades, I’m reporting live from the Big City (sorry Boss-town you are second fiddle in this race) getting you the music even after the Mets dropped the home opener. In honor of the Red Sox first win of the season with the bonus of it being over the Evil Empire, I’m about to present to you the first daily double! What? Two featured artists?! This is madness. You must be thinking that you are dreaming or you are getting inceptioned and you are in a dream within a dream. No need to pinch yourself or find your totem because the music is real. The two featured artists are Childish Gambino and Straight No Chaser.

Childish Gambino is a newcomer to the rap scene but you probably know him as Troy from Community or as a writer for 30 Rock. This guy can rap for days with lyrics that are hilarious, witty and extremely sharp. Now if you know me lyrics are an afterthought for me. I hate straight up rap, and I only truly listen to the lyrics from songs by Eminem. The guy is a lyrical genius. Seriously the guy is a master of the English language and could probably school people with P.H.D’s . Everything is intertwined and even the SYLLABLES of each world align with the previous sentence’s corresponding words. Yeah, that’s masterful, and now you can add Childish Gambino to the exclusive list. As a comedy writer he is naturally funny, and his raps have great flow and most of the songs are hilarious. Dude’s got game. My favorite song, The Longest Text Message, he recorded while drunk on Thanksgiving. The guy is the stuff of pure legend. He basically got disrespected by a girl, got smashed, and spits furious fire in his return salvo. He always keeps the lyrics fresh and if you are witty enough to keep up with him you will definitely be rewarded with good music coupled with good comedy. Check out all of his music, the man has the swagger of Kanye and the comedy of, well, Donald Glover(genius).

Second feature is Straight No Chaser, an A capella group. Yeah that’s right I said it, AN A CAPELLA GROUP right in your eye. Seriously these guys don’t use anything but their golden pipes and they produce something magical. Seriously this is just one of the simple things in life that you have to appreciate. I’m not even a fan of a capella, but I have heard my fair share of it and they are hands down the best out there. Their rendition of Under the Bridge was unreal, like so unreal I spun my totem a few times just to check. The Chili Peppers are Hall of Famers, Muhammed Ali combined with Joe Frazier, and Straight No Chase went 12 rounds with them and had the judges furiously counting the score. Their music is so damn smooth and great to listen to. Panties drop so hard they hit some dude in China. Game Over. Under the Bridge, Time of the Season, I’m Yours/Somewhere Out There, and Fix You are just amazing. Sit back and enjoy enjoy boys and girls its your first daily double and it came up aces.

Gambino: The Longest Text, Freaks and Geeks, Break, Lights Turned On

Grab His Mixtape HERE

Straight No Chase: Under the Bridge (Above), I’m Yours/Somewhere Out There, Fix You, Don't Stop Believin

PS: Did I give enough credit to Wiz? His album came out on the 29th and it is amazing. A lot of people gave a lot of love to Lupe’s Lazers, but that literally had two good songs and one great song. Rolling Papers has one legendary song and just packs in some great songs. Wiz is truly on his grind out there. Rooftops, When I’m Gone, Wake Up, Cameras.

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CAN I GET ONE ONE TIME?!?!


LESSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO. Finally. 1-6 has never felt so good. Just like we drew it up, Limp Dick Lackey gives up 6, no problem. Dustin leads the offensive assault with some help from his friends, and Saltalamachia finally gets a hit worth his name. Jenks, Bard, Papelbon 7, 8, 9...Bostonnnn you're my homeeeeeee...


Posted by Mucc.

Red Sox Shuffle

By Joe McDonald
BOSTON -- Red Sox manager Terry Francona has always said the club is better when Jacoby Ellsbury is batting in the leadoff spot.

But in the home opener today against the New York Yankees, Sox left fielder Carl Crawford will hit first, and Ellsbury has been dropped down to the eighth spot.

-espn.com

No one circles the wagons like the Tito Francona. I love this move, get crawford up there swinging for contact, not trying to drive people in, get a-gone more at bats, and get Ellsbury the fuck away from anything other than straight, unadulterated, fast balls. 1-6, here we come. Also, I see the sox designated Dennys Reyes for assignment and called up doubront to be their lefty go to guy...it's about time, just because you look like el guapo doesn't mean you are el guapo.

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Thank God It's Friday


It's been a long week so wake up knowing its going to be a good day. Sunny and going to be 55 degrees today in the bean, Red Sox vs Yankees first game of the year, and my last spanish quiz ever. Let's go out there and have a good day now.

Posted by Mucc.