Can 3 Really Keep Me Waiting up All Night?

Like look at the time people. It's 11 o'clock on east coast, 10 o'clock central time, and 3 just comes fucking strolling into the room big fucking smile on his face like he's pinnochio or some shit. No contact since 3 o'clock? (other than him telling me of all the beautiful women in study hall) Where the fuck has this asshole been? What he too good to fucking give a brotha a call? I thought he was simply dead in ditch n co-ro killed by Pat Mullane and the vampire hockey team. Fucking Soccer Players these days.

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Unbelievable Scenes Wants You!!!

(Not really sure what this picture has to do with the story, but it got you to read it didn't it?)

We want you. We need you. We want to rub all up on you... Too much? Anyways, the Scenes needs your help. We're over here busting our balls (well Mucc is, I don't really do anything productive), but we can only do so much on our own. That's where you come in. If you're liking what we're doing here, post the site on your wall, tell your friends about us, tell your crazy roommate whose only sign of existence is the growing pile of empty beer cans next to his bed, tell your girlfriend. Don't have any girlfriends? Tell your mom (actually, don't tell your mom, we tried, it doesn't end well). And if by some chance you're some smoking hot girl who likes the site, well, in that case, I'm sure all the wonderful single, male readers are looking for some companionship. I'm not saying we're Match.com, but I've been known to play Cupid in my day.
If you want to have your voice heard, or want to be included in the blog send us tips, photos, videos, great stories from around campus, creepily taken phone shots of beautiful women, anything you want, send it to us at:
mucciw@bc.edu or dunnrj@bc.edu

I believe the expression is something like, "Help us, help you." That seems kind of like a crock of shit though, so just send those tips and we'll try and get you on the Scenes.

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Moss Wants Back In

By Tim Graham
ESPN.comRandy Moss wants back in.

The vagabond wide receiver left the New England Patriots amid less-than-desirable circumstances last season, but seems to have discovered he never had it better.

"If you're asking me where my heart and where I'm happy is, I love playing with Tom Brady. I love being coached by Bill Belichick," Moss said Wednesday on KFAN 1130-AM in Minneapolis.

Belichick is the wiliest bastard this side. Obviously this was the plan. Trade moss, get more draft picks, get him back the next year, and dominate with moss on the outside, Branch in the midrange game, and Welker underneath: Boston's new big 3. No one circles the wagons like Bill. Gotta feel bad for Moss though, poor guy just wants to play with the best.

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Move Over Messi

(any opportunity to post this video is a good one. "BILLLLLL!!!!!")

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Chad Ochocinco will try to play a different kind of football during the NFL lockout.

Never short on publicity-grabbing ideas, the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver is set for a four-day tryout with Sporting Kansas City of Major League Soccer starting Tuesday.

The club said Wednesday that after the tryout, it would determine whether to extend the trial period.

"We're always searching for players who can help our team and bringing in new talent," Sporting Kansas City manager Peter Vermes said. "We know that Chad is an exceptional athlete and that he loves the sport of soccer, and he did play a lot when he was younger. We're excited to see how his skills will translate once he arrives next week and begins training with our team."
-ESPN.com

I know 3 is the resident futbol expert in the building, but to be honest I think USA soccer just got better today. Stick Chad right behind Jozy Altidore as a sort of Center Forward, and have landon attacking on the wing: Solid Gold. Backlines of all 282 countries just shit their pants hearing the news of "Esteban" taking the pitch. World Cup 2014 anyone?

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Friday. The Day After Thursday?

So, I haven't posted jack shit in the last couple days and here I am posting pre teen music videos. Apparently this shit has hit real big over the last couple days? I wasn't aware. Anyways, kind of reminds me of a female Justin Bieber, 12 years old, annoying, bad lyrics, ugly. It's no surprise I was tipped off by my Italian buddy who seems to be a little light in the loafers. Grazie, I guess? My favorite parts of this video by far have to be, one, the explanation of the days of the week. Friday comes after Thursday? No shit. Thanks. And then Saturday comes next?! God, this girl is cute, talented AND smart. And two, the random black guy that comes in at the end. Do you have no shame? Don't demean yourself like that. The guys in the Wiggles have more pride left than you. But hey, at least today's Wednesday. The day after Tuesday. The day before Thursday. Just in case you were wondering...

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Who Is Boston's Best Player?

Rcently Boston.com has been having a "Boston's best player bracket," and it's been really interesting to see the results. Today is the final four, and it's come down to Tom Brady, Jon Lester, Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett. Obviously Brady should win this everyday and twice on sunday, but the real gripe I had with this actually cool idea was Jon Lester winning the elite 8 matchup with Rajon Rondo. Rondo is clearly one of the best point guards in the nba...like top 5...lester is what, top 15 pitcher? I mean I love Lester I think he is going to be good in the future and is an amazing story...but give me a break, Rondo is 300 times more valuable to the celts, not to mention Lester's big year came in a year when the Sox did shit. But anyway, everyone should vote on this so click here to vote.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

36,000 screaming Seattle Sounders fans. Tell me soccer doesn't mean something in this country. Tell me it doesn't have a place to stay. 36,000 fans?! Fenway gets what, 38,000ish? I don't even know. All I know is the Sounders faithful was out in full force wearing their neon green to support their team in the opening match of the MLS season against Landon, Pretty Boy Becks and the rest of the LA Galaxy. Sounders lost, but you sure know where I'm heading when I sign that muli-million dollar MLS deal..... 36,000 fans screaming "Dunn! Dunn! Dunn!" I can hear it now... You can't? Anyways, go Sounders.

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P.S. I know, a high school girls basketball post and now MLS soccer for the last two Unbelievable Scenes? Welcome to life without the NFL.

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