Soccer Is NOT Gay

So, some clown who shall not be named sent us this video and at first I was tempted to take the higher ground and just not respond, but I will not just stand here quietly and be disrespected like this. Soccer is not gay. Anyone who says soccer is gay, or a "pussy" sport, try taking some studs to the thigh, or a foot in the head and tell me we're not tough. Try running nonstop for 90 minutes and tell me we're not in unbelievable shape (stamina translates ladies...) Try telling me soccer is not the world's most most beloved game. Try me. I couldn't even watch this video. Made me sick. I mean I guess if you think that whole fat ass defensive lineman look is working for you, then be my guest. But girls like soccer players. Girls like 6-packs and muscular legs. So, I mean, I guess if that makes soccer "gay," I'm not so sure I want to know what being straight is like.

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P.S. Watch that second video and tell me you don't get chills.

St Louis? Really?

So the NCAA Men's Ice Hockey Tourney bracket came out today and it looks like our BC Eagles got the 3rd overall seed, #1 seed in the West region. Wait what? 3rd overall? in the west? We have the best record in the NCAA, one game better than 2 seed North Dakota. Wait, who got number 1 then? Yale? Oh right Yale, that makes sense the same team we kicked the shit out of last year in the tourney, the same team that finished 2nd in their conference. Ok that's all fine but at least put us in either the Bridgeport, or Manchester regional so we can play in the northeast. Oh we got the west region in St. Louis? Oh ok. Like I said the NCAA is a joke in all aspects of life. They put Yale in Bridgeport, Merrimack and UNH in New Hampshire and us in St. Louis. I know some people from St. Louis, and I like them. But let's be honest who the hell has the time to go see us play in St. Louis this weekend? I mean what the hell, we are 19-2-1 in 2011, 9-1 over our last 10. I guess since it's the most dangerous city in America they figure Jerry York will whoop those assholes into shape out there. Oh well, the NCAA just made us real angry...and you don't want to see Jerry and the Boys angry.

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Old Time Boston Athlete of the Day

It's been awhile since we did one of these. We were down around Fenway today and besides getting me a little aroused, it got me thinking. I miss those 90s Sox teams. I miss going to the games with my dad. The man in the middle of the lineup for those teams? Mo Vaughn. He was a BAD man. And by "Bad Man" I mean that in the Mucc "Bad Man" way in that he was great. Bad mean good, I guess? Anyways, sure, Mo was probably Juicin, but wasn't everyone in the 90s? He took home the 1995 MVP and the heavyset lefty just pounded the ball all over the park. The big man definately just crushed hotdogs in between innings too. They just don't make ballplayers like Big Mo anymore.

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Charlie Davies Makes it Back

1 year and 5 months ago Charlie Davies was sitting in a Virginia hospital bed with a lacerated bladder, multiple facial and skull injuries, broken ribs, and a broken femur. Last night he scored two goals in his first real game back on the pitch for DC United. This is why sports are unreal. They give us moments like this one. Nowhere else, outside of hollywood, can you publicly see a man at his lowest moment, down and out, basically on his death bed, and then see him again so soon after, through hours of hard work and painful days, rise from the ashes and do something truly magical. Maybe 3 and I are still emotional from yesterday's tough loss, but watching this I can say there wasn't a dry eye between us. This man was dead to rights, but rallied. Makes you wonder why we all can't have this same resolve and accomplish great things. Dude's inspiring. So Charlie Davies we salute you.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Wow. Just wow. I'm speechless. If I were to say there were unbelievable scenes off the chains right now, I would be telling the absolute truth. Once again, Roccdaddy's game was flawless at the Cataracs (I don't know who they are? Apparently they're good??). Anyways, I hit it off so hard in 13a tonight. Love all those people. Shout out to the Maineiac Sarah. More importantly, however, since when is pissing in the corner of a basement not kosher? Started tonight I guess? Got kicked out. "Peace out, bitches," was the term used by the douchebag. Let's just say we will not be back in that house. Cam Stoker was also an absolute hero tonight. Never seen a Marco Koolman impression slash an illiterate clown like that man. Touche Cam, touche. Boosh is a mother(effing - you're welcome mom. P.S. heard you had a good time tonight...) g. I miss his sweet ass. So, tonight's unbelievable scene? All of the above. Plus, the seniors. I cried today. Basketball made me cry. Standing O for all the seniors. I wept like a little baby. Those boys laid it out for me today and all year for that matter and I'm proud to say I rocked a cowboy hat and a teddy bear to support them each and every time. Gonna miss you boys. Gave me one helluva year. God bless. Much love. Good luck.

Unbelievable Scenes.

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