BC Athlete of the Week

(Hide your daughters and wives, the Mullet is comin back)

With the world of Boston College Athletics crumbling around us, theres just only one place to turn, one of 3's very own boys. Boston College's own holding Center-mid Colin Murphy has recently been selected for the New Zealand u-20 national squad. Murph will be leaving in 11 days to participate in u-20 World Cup qualifying. This means two things that I can think of: 1) Murph will/should be slaying girls with that world cup line all day. and 2)He is 7 million times better than Ryan "3" Dunn. So boys and girls, grab a pint of tuis and raise your glass for Colin Murphy.

Posted by 3 and Mucc.

What The Hell Is Going On With the Celts?

So Celts just lost to the Pacers, a team that is one spot worse than the Knicks, and I just can't help but wonder what Danny Ainge is doing right now. I guess the title is a rhetorical question, I mean isn't it obvious the Celtics miss Perk? Like what the fuck danny? This is so frustrating. Especially when I have to listen to Tommy Heison talk about how "oh man they just didn't shoot well," no Tommy, that's not the problem, the problem is that Nenad Kristic is a pussy down low, the O'neals haven't played a game in 8 years, KG can only do so much, and Glen Davis is 6 foot 6 inches, thus, dudes like Roy Hibbert go for 26 and 11 against us. Let's not be cute here people the Celts are getting ravaged down low, it's not even a question. The team is 9-7 since the trade and every time I look at the box score they are out rebounded, and every time I watch the game they are out toughed. It wasn't like Perk was a world beating all-star, but he was tough as hell, and could actually shut down guys in the low post and rebound a basketball. Jeff Green and Kristic are good players but they don't really play the Celtic way, at least not yet. Green actually has looked good as of late, but Kristic is just not commanding any source of a presence down low. Bottom line here is hey Danny, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

PS. What's with this new thng where baby takes the important shots at the end of the game? I mean it's not like we have the greatest shooter of all time on our team or anything.

Posted by Mucc.

Buck Showalter is a Fraud

By Peter Abraham, Globe Staff

FORT MYERS, Fla. — Orioles manager Buck Showalter called Red Sox GM Theo Epstein to apologize for his comments he made to Men's Journal magazine.

The apology was accepted and Epstein considers the matter closed.

So if most of you are like me, and don't really pay too much attention to spring training or baseball for that matter until friday when the real season starts heres the background for this story: Last week Buck Showalter got all firey about Derek Jeter, Theo Epstein, and Obama, and had himself a rant. Long and short of it, he basically said Theo wouldn't be able to jack shit with the Orioles payroll. Now I'm not going to disagree with Showalter there because to be honest the Dhali Llama wouldn't be able to jackshit with the Orioles payroll, but waht grinds my gears about this whole thing is a week after the dude recinds his comments and apoligizes? Buck needs grow a pair and stick by what he said. Great example Bucky boy is showing for his team, really that never say die attitude..jesus, put a little presusre on this guy and he backs away faster than the french army....typical Triple AAA shit.

Posted by Mucc.

Enter Wiz Khalifa (Eargasm)

One day turnaround between posts? No problem, sometimes you just have to do it for the love of the game. Today I most certainly love the game. I scour the depths of hell to find the newest and best music for you guys. I usually get a song, big or small, between three months to a year before it hits itunes or radio. A prime example would be the monster hit all the above by maino taking a full year to hit radio. Tonight’s featured song, No Sleep, took one, ONE!!!, day after I discovered it before it became #1 on itunes. Nobody slept on this gem. Ladies and Gentlemen, Wiz Khalifa, has entered the building. He has produced some gems lately like young wild and free, Hollywood hoes, roll up, and the race. I really liked those songs, but this one blows them out of the water. Tears just welling up in my eyes because its songs like this that keep the fire burning. Words can’t really describe how good this song is. I think I broke the replay button on my itunes. I feel like a proud papa. It was only a few months ago that big Wiz got busted with a five POUNDS of weed. Well his head’s gotta be in the clouds tonight after mastering his game. “Everythin is on me, the drinks are on me, the bitches, the hotel the weed is on me” No Wiz this ones on us…here’s to you Big Guy. Rollin Papers is going to be huge, make sure you get it. Enjoy Everyone, Happy Monday.

Posted by Mac Attack

The Single Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done

Wow. Long day. I am begging, BEGGING, that someone call or text me or comment on this and offer some reassurance that this has happened to them before. So, I get to study hall to begin the 18 hours and 6 minutes of study time I have left before the Econ test to end all econ tests. I know I put a pen in my pocket when I left the room, but somehow it has vanished when I sit down to start working. I spend the next five minutes scrambling through my backpack looking for an extra to no avail. I ask the football player next to me if he has one (obviously he doesn't, I don't think football players do homework anyways). Then I ask the two sailors sitting across from me. No mas. I spend a few minutes pondering asking the study monitor if I can borrow her pen, knowing full well she's going to sass me for not bringing a pen to do homework. Maybe I can just do two hours of homework without writing? No can do, it needs to be done. I sack up and approach the desk to ask for a pen.

Me: I lost my pen. Do you have one that I could borrow please?
Study Hall Monitor: Uhmmm.... (slowly raises pointer finger upwards)

It's on my ear. Fuck me.

Posted by 3

Is Brushing Your Teeth In O'Neill OK?

First on the toilet, now this. One of our Scene's correspondents just informed me that some chick was brushing her teeth in the O'Neill Library bathroom. There's only one obvious explanation for this right? She is getting tutored by a stud. I mean I really am spot on here people. Everyone knows library bathrooms are the most interesting animal this side of the Mississippi, and everyone knows O'Neil is no exception. But it's gotta be some hot economics tutor, like I'm talking Tom Brady with a side of Leonardo DiCaprio right that's making little miss hygiene test the waters? Girl's probably thinking, "oh damn johnny is tutoring me I better get my game up here, brush that chicken club with honey mustard from hillside right out of my mouth." I mean someone's gunna be ready when Johnny shows her just exactly where his supply curve and her demand curve meet. I say bravo to this hero, she's out here just giving 110% in the little game we call making plays. She's got her A-game up do you?

PS. rumor has it chick dropped her toothbrush on the floor...gotta love that heart. You win some, you lose some.

-thanks Linds for the tip.

Posted by Mucc.

Soccer Isn't gay??

Right.

Posted by Mucc.