I Love Boston

Please tell me everyone just watched that game? That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is what being from Boston is all about. It's about heart, it's about resiliency, it's about getting knocked on your ass and getting back up time and time again. That's what the Bruins did tonight. They just kept getting up. Down 1-0, 3-1 and 4-3 (on a bullshit penalty call by the way, fuck those mountie referees) the Bs just kept dug in and battled their way back to an overtime win and two HUGE wins on Canadian soil. Jack Edwards proclaimed it, "Get Up!" and the Bs did as they were told. I love Boston.

P.S. The Jack Edwards "Get Up" freak out was one of the greatest announcing moments of all time.
P.S.S. Does anyone else feel like Edwards has the ability to give the entire Boston area heart attacks in one night. Not sure Mass General could handle that one.
P.S.S.S. Watch the video. That's what she said...

Posted by 3

Would You Rather

Here is a timeless would you rather debate. Would you rather have a cat or a dog for a pet?

I am obviously going to choose the dogs. I fucking hate cats. And here's why

1. I am allergic to cats. Anytime I'm near a cat for more than 10 minutes my face swells up and looks like this (minus the ginger hair and freckles)

2. Cats are dicks. They don't want to play with you like dogs do. Go near a cat and it will try to rip your face off.

3. Cats are like fake tits. Sure they look fun on the internet, but in real life they just aren't what they're all cracked up to be.

4. They shit in your house. At least dogs have the common courtesy to go the bathroom outside.

5. They are nimble, sneaky little fuckers. I know this may sound weird, but cats are the ninjas of the animal kingdom, silent and nimble assassins. And if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times; do not trust ninjas or anything with ninja-esque characteristics. They are just too sneaky for their own good.

6. Click here to see the key difference between cats and dogs.

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Posted by Cstokecity

I Hate Montreal

I hate those French-Canadian separatist asshats. Let's go.

Posted by Mucc.

BC Eagles Taking Their Talents To NC

So yesterday I was chatting it up with a good friend of the scenes Carly Weilminster of BC's Women's Lax team, and she was letting me know all about our girls down in North Carolina right now at the ACC Tourney. Now I know nothing about lacrosse, but it Turns out they are #11 in the country, and the 4 seed down in NC facing Va tech tonight at 5 in the quarterfinals; so basically they must be kindof a big deal. Also, 3 claims he's seen some of these girls in study hall and they seem way out of his league, so they must be cool. I know we already did a nice little story on fellow freshmen Moira Barry but turns out Senior Kristin Igoe, and Junior Brittany Wilton made the All-ACC team...not too shabby at all. Good luck tonight ladies, and kick Va Techs ass, no one likes those hicks anyway.

Posted by Mucc.

Is Purdue Kidding Me?

I'm just not impressed, not only because this machine makes the most annoying sounds known to man, but because they went from Ancient Egypt to the Middle Ages, and then straight on to World War II. I guess the Roman Empire, Colonization, and the American Revolution simply do not matter to these guys. Also, what's with the apocalypse ending? Who's idea was that? Just typical nerdy Purdue Boilermakers, bringing everyone down with their talk of nuclear war and destruction. These guys should watch Pee-Wee Herman's morning machine and take notes...he was always a model citizen.





Posted by Mucc.