Unbelievable Scene of the Day

It's over. It's finally over. UGBC elections have concluded, and thank the 9 lb 8 oz baby jesus that they have. For what seems like an eternity, we here at BC have been bombarded by people in orange, yellow, and even a few blue (don't even know who that was but they got smoked right?) shirts, and now we are set free. No more bro's in button-downs knocking on your door ever five seconds saying "yo I'm super involved, and really kiss a lot of ass, but as you can see I have no social interaction skills because I am incapable of even talking to you at your door." No more random door holding, no more random demonstrations, no more random emails, and especially no more random handshakes. It's like listen, I don't want to shake your hand at 1030 am when I'm headed to my Asian history class, after I got three hours of sleep because the mouse is on the loose and my roommate was going at it with...oh well nevermind thank god this shit is over!

Unbelievable Scenes

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BC 2 Commonwealth of Virginia 0 (BC 76 Va Tech 61)

2 games, 2 wins by double digits. Reggie led the charge early, Raji went into "nomnomnom" beastmode in second half, and another game another solid performance from Johnny Cahill (12 pts). Great game from the whole team in fact, as everyone that played contributed, and really attacked the basket offensively. But to be honest, in 4 days we just humiliated and tortured the commonwealth of Virginia. Like first the Civil War and now this, god them good ole' boys must be cowering with their moonshine in cave in the Appalachians. Seriously, there's one stat you need to know from tonight and it's this: 38-22. That's our rebounds to Va tech's tonight. Sorry Virginians this isn't a boy's game, this is man-basketball with the men from up north. Get your weight up.

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Happy Birthday???

Halftime. 35-28. Reggie being Reggie. John Cahill's gotta keep shooting. Anyways, heard it's JBiebs birthday today. Sorry that little fucker didn't make it past 17.

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BC vs Va Tech Gametime

I hope anyone who watched that just bawled like a baby, cause we just did. 1 game tonight for 1 shot at the big dance. Let's go boys, go out there and take it.

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Life With Tones.

Through my first semester at BC, I have seen some pretty beautiful women. However, this past Saturday night at the hockey game, my mind was blown. Was it the hottest girl I had ever seen? Not quite. It was the most delicious looking pulled pork sandwich I had ever laid eyes on. This video attests to just how magical a succulent pig held together by two sesame seed buns can be. Although it is hard to admit, this may have been the greatest sexual moment of my entire college experience. I have never been more attracted to something in my life. For a split second, it was just me and the pulled pork in an empty stadium. Light kissing, followed by a scene from American Pie, but I won’t get into the details. Luckily, I had my main girl Dubes backing me up, and narrating while the show unfolded. This ungrateful Superfan had no idea how to eat this glorious pork. Diet coke? Bitch please! The only thing this sandwich needed was to be in and around my mouth. I’m surprised Dubes didn’t take a bite, maybe taking a finger from this poor girl with her. Am I embarrassed for videotaping a girl eating a sandwich? Perhaps. Fortunately, I will always have the memories of those magnificent buns and supple figure, firmly encasing just the right amount of tender meat. Sadly, yes. I am still talking about the pulled pork sandwich.

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Mouse Chronicles: Day 7

Seriously?! This mouse is fucking kidding right? Day 7. It's been a whole goddamn week and this mouse is still fucking with me? What did I do to deserve being sent the mouse from hell? It has been a week since Captain Exterminator set the traps, let me remind you we have 7 traps (4 sticky, 3 mouse manglers), I can't even walk in my room anymore without worrying about losing a toe to one of these things. So that's 7 traps and what do we have to show for it? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Want to know the best part? Two, not one, two of the Mouse Mangler traps have been set off and haven't caught the damn thing. I swear to god, this motherfucker is some kind of demon mouse. He has been sent directly by the devil himself. He cannot be caught.
So, I'm lying in bed last night watching Green Street Hooligans (Frodo with a great performance in that movie by the way) and I hear the trap behind my desk go off and I'm pretty sure I came a little bit at the excitement of killing this demon. I turn the lights on, just waiting for what's sure to be the most glorious moment of my college life, capturing this fucker. I flip over the sprung trap with a pencil and low and behold, no mouse. Once again, no fucking mouse. Let me make myself clear, the trap went off and there was NO mouse inside. Are we following what's happening here? Traps don't just go off by themselves, this one went off, there should be a fucking dead bloody mouse inside. I don't get it? I just don't get it. How does this son of bitch keep getting away?
Anyways, our friends the exterminators were back again today and even though they're professionals I think they're even beginning to realize that they're dealing with something unlike what they've ever dealt with before. When told that the mouse got away not once, but twice, Captain Exterminator replied in a whisper, "Bastards..." Clearly upset that he had been duped by the furry rodent he reset the traps and was on his way. Before leaving, however, he told me, "We'll be back soon, we're on a rotation for this problem. Thanks so much for your help." It's as if we're go after terrorists or something. Thanks for your help?! We're on a rotation for this problem?! Are you fucking kidding? This is even more serious than I thought. We're not just looking for a mouse, we're looking for Saddam Mousein...

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BC Boys Doing Work at the NFL Combine

I know I said yesterday that the combine was a complete joke, but there are a few of our men in Maroon and Gold working out there in the hopes of catching on with an NFL Squad in this April's draft, so let's show them some love. Linebacker Mark Herzlich and Offensive Tackle Anthony Castonzo both worked out yesterday for teams, and to be honest, both looked fairly solid.

Herzlich, who, if you haven't been living under a rock, obviously was widely publicized for his beating cancer last year and subsequent comeback this season. Mark showed some good things out there as he was one of the top bench pressers (29 reps) and had an above average vert (32.5), but failed to run as well as he would have liked. I believe Mark's one of those guys that I was talking about yesterday in my combine rant. This guy may not test out well in the 40, or be able to run laterally as well as some of the other "more athletic guys," but he remains a gamer. One of those players that lives for gameday, leaves it all out on the field, and just finds ways to do superhuman things when the time comes. Also, in a pure football sense, Mark can play both inside and outside linebacker, and with the NFL seemingly shifting towards a more 3-4 type of league, this benefits a lot of teams. In fact, I think Mark would be the perfect Inside LB in the Patriots 3-4 system, where he could blitz quite a bit off the edge and still be protected in the pass game by the outside LBs.

Castonzo, on the other hand, had a fantastic day yesterday as far as testing goes, and is rated at number 25 in Mel Kiper's most recent mock draft. Anthony wowed scouts with his above average speed and explosiveness, posting great results in the 3 cone drill and the 20 yard shuttle (drills designed to test quickness). Like the scouts, I think Anthony will make a great NFL tackle, which many people will tell you are key to both success and a Quarterback's health.

Whether these guys go 1st pick or 7th round it's nice to see some boys from Chestnut Hill making a name for themselves. They obviously have seen their ups and downs; new coaches, losing, winning, Matt Ryan to Dave Shitskie, but they're our brothers and nothing can change that. Good Luck boys and Go Eagles.

Ps. for all the joke of jokes aka NFL Combine results you can view them here.

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It's Off to Work We Go

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go. Inspired by none other than the unbelievable Professor Father Clarke, citing this line to end class this morning, it got me pretty damn fired up. It's crunch time people. Last week before spring break, midterms all over the fucking place, but you know what, it's time to buckle down people. Shit's going to get tough, you can almost taste the Jack and Coke and see the beautiful women on the beaches of the Bahamas (Oh, that's just me a Mucc? My bad). Anyways, this is the time when you really have to stay sharp. Stay focused. Get shit done. The sun is shining, there's not a cloud in the sky, it's a beautiful day to be alive. The end is in sight, just get through this week. A wise man once told me. "You know what, sometimes you just gotta bring your lunch pail and your hard hat and just go to work." So, grab your lunch pail and hard hat and Heigh-ho. Heigh-ho. It's off to work we go.

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BREAKING NEWS: Troy Murphy to the Celtics

Former Golden State Warrior big man, Troy Murphy, has signed with the Boston Celtics and NOT the Miami Heat. Reports say Murphy spent much of the last 48 hours agonizing over the decision between going to the Celtics or the Heat. In the end the 6-10 Murphy decided on the C's in anticipation of a deep playoff run. What does this say about our Celtics? Players want to come play here. They want to win here. They know this is a winning environment unlike that circus down in Miami.
Murphy fits into the Celtics perfectly as he solidifies the interior as he is a proven rebounder and also someone who can come in off the bench and stretch defenses with his three ball. Great pickup by the Celts, not only did they fill a void they're going to need going into the playoffs, but they also stole him away from their biggest threat in the East. Fuck you Lebron.

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How Everyone Should Get Up.

I don't know who copied who, John henderson to me or vice versa, because literally 3 minutes before I pulled up this video 3 got me ready for the day by just slappin the shit out of my face while I swore a blue-streak at his little white ass. I was just going off about how we gunna kick Va Tech's ass later, how I'm gunna throw my body through a brick wall, and so on. At any rate this is how everyone should get themselves ready for shit. Just get jacked outta your mind like this bad ass mofo.

"COME ON JOE! THANK YOU BABY THANK BABY! MAKE ME BLEED FROM THE MOUTH"

Every. Fucking. Day.

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Ps. do you think that's like that little guys job? Like the pump-up-slap-dude of sorts?

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

We haven't talked much about these new look celts, but to be honest I wasn't sure whether I loved them or not. But tonight's 107-102 win over Utah reaffirmed some of my faith in this squad. Nenad's 11 points and 5 boards, and jeff greens 7 points, don't look impressive but to be honest those guys are just getting used to the system. And what's that system? Kicking ass and taking names. Rondo 11 assists, 16 and 14 for KG, Pierce with 21, and Ray "Jesus" Allen not missing a shot down the stretch...same old celts. Bring on NY, Bring on Miami, Bring on LA, and Bring on the MONSTARS...Unbelievable Scenes.

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