Unbelievable Scene of The Day

You know you're going to be ok in the first round when the Knicks start their best player and some strong supporting guys, and we win by 10 with avery bradley pitching in 20, and this random serbian dude I can't name scoring 19. Goodnight New York, KG will see you on Saturday.

PS. Also great scenes that the Sox got rained out, at least they didn't lose!

Unbelievable Scenes.

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Can't Sleep? Then Boy Do I Have Product For You.

If you've ever had sleeping problems this blog is for you. Melatonin is the most efficient/unheard of sleeping aid. I've been using it for a while and am shocked nobody else knows what it is. With sleeping problems so rampant in college, I figured it would be more popular than adderall. But somehow nobody has any idea what Melatonin is. Best part of all, it isn't even a prescription drug. Anyone can buy a bottle at any drug store. Also, it has no ridiculous side affects or warnings like "may randomly shit your pants" or "do not take if your pregnant, may become pregnant, or do not want AIDS" that every prescription sleeping pill has. Melatonin has worked wonders on my sleeping problems, and somehow I'm the only person who knows what it is. However, I'm hear to spread the word of our savior: Melatonin. So remember folks, you heard it here first, Melatonin is the wonder pill for every college insomniac.

PS- If The Scenes becomes popular enough and our readers start to buy Melatonin, do you think we could get some sort of endorsement money or business partnership out of this? Just trying to turn this cottage industry blog into a multimedia, fiscal giant. Seriously, I'm a regular Billy Mays at selling shit. (RIP Billy: Gone but never forgotten)

PPS- Fuck the Shamwow dude. Fucking Billy Mays wanna-be punk.

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Breaking News-Bary Bonds Is Still a Scum Bag

Barry Bonds was found guilty of only 1 count of obstruction of justice today, and was acquitted of all charges regarding him lying about his use of PEDs to a grand jury. What have we concluded about Mr. Bonds from this trial? Nothing, dude's still a scummy, steroid using, fraud. Just because people are not proven guilty, does not mean they are innocent (IE. OJ Simpson), and in Bond's case this does nothing to shield that fact that he juiced up. Do I blame Barry for juicing? Absolutely not. Was Barry a great player before he stuck a needle in his ass? Yes.

See here's the thing that baseball purists, and common fans alike seem to misinterpret about drug use during the 90's; almost everyone did it. Very few guys out there were clean, and very few guys out there were ignorant to the fact that other guys were using. Everyone did it, and everyone at least knew someone who did it. The only reason people get so up tight about guys like McGuire, and Bonds, and Manny, and Sosa, is because they used and were great. No one ever takes into account that the pitcher opposite most of these guys were using drugs too and just were shitty with them. To me, steroids or no steroids, hitting a baseball is hitting a baseball, it's still something you have to be extremely talented to do. Barry Bonds was a great player before he ever used drugs, and as he felt the pressures of needing to perform in an era of accepted PED use, he made the decision that almost all other big time ball players did in that era, he had a doc inject him with tigerblood. I'm not saying I condone steroid use, and I'm not saying Barry Bonds deserves his records (Roger Marris and Hank Aaron do) but I am saying that we all need to take a deep breath and look introspectively to finally realize hey, everybody did steroids in the 90's it was part of the game, just like hot dogs and beer were part of Babe Ruth's era. Just put an asterisk next to it and lets move on.

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Chipotle Has Yellow Fever

Eater.com- All kinds of restaurants want to be "the next Chipotle," but this one actually will be: the burrito chain has announced they're opening a chain of Asian restaurants called ShopHouse Southeast Asian Kitchen, the first of which will open in Washington, DC this summer.
Inspired by Thai, Malaysian, and Vietnamese cuisines, the restaurants will serve dishes made from seasonal ingredients including "grilled and braised meats, a variety of fresh vegetables, aromatic herbs, spicy sauces, and an array of garnishes." So like, rice bowls? Noodles? Banh mi? It's not very clear. Anyway, customers will still be able to customize their dishes like they do at Chipotle.

Who doesn't love a fat chicken burrito with all the fixings from Chipotle? No one? Yeah, the place is spectacular, but what if you combined the two greatest kinds of fast food establishments, Mexican and Asian, and put them into one super restaurant? That's what Chipotle's doing. I feel like people would go apeshit over an Asian Chipotle in Cleveland Circle. And anyone who knows me knows I'd take a bowl of lo mein any day of the week and twice on Sundays. What do you think?

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Kobe Bryant Hates Gay People

ESPN- After receiving a technical foul during Tuesday's game, Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant stormed back to the bench and appeared to direct a homophobic slur toward referee Bennie Adams.

Bryant's reaction was caught on camera on TNT's national telecast of the key Western Conference battle with the San Antonio Spurs. He hit his seat before sitting down, threw a towel and then yelled, "Bennie," toward the court. Bryant then leaned back and muttered what appeared to be a gay slur.
TNT announcer Steve Kerr picked up on Bryant's outburst and said: "You might wanna take the cameras off of him right now, for the children watching from home."

Bryant was not initially available for comment.

Typical Kobe, just being a homophobe. You'd never see KG call you a fairy or what not. Kevin would just tell you to eff off and punch you right across the face. Kobe's gotta wait till he's at the bench to send a little fairy comment the way of the ref. Well you know what Kobe? Gay people don't like you, you condescending, arrogant, rape artist.

Ps. I love Steve Kerr, just the peoples champ. Hates Kobe just as much as the rest of us, what he meant to say was "keep those cameras on Kobe, he just called the ref a fag"

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Sheen A Huge Hit In His Boston Show... Just Fucking With You

Fox News- "Hollywood's biggest train wreck pulled into the Agganis Arena on Tuesday night.
Sheen's "Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is not an Option" tour made its eighth stop in Boston and the reviews were not so good.
According to FOX 25's Sharman Sacchetti, Sheen took the stage 45 minutes after the scheduled start time and started out strong. Unfortunately, those cheers led to boos which led to people leaving almost 30 minutes early!
People we spoke to said it was boring and full of Sheen ranting and raving. "Ramble, ramble, ramble, catchphrase, ramble. Basically, I stole your money. Ramble, ramble," said one attendee."

The title of this article is “Charlie Sheen Loses in Boston.” You take that back Fox News. Charlie Sheen is a god, and we are lucky every time he decides to grace us with his presence. But in all seriousness, what did people expect? Sheen hasn’t made anything funny since the second Hot Shots movie and that was in 93. Don’t get me wrong, I love the man and his wild shenanigans, but if you thought he was actually going to be funny you’re an idiot. That’s why he performed at BU instead of BC. Nobody here is dumb enough to buy those tickets. All in all Sheen is still winning because he is making bank on a show that he puts no effort into. Bravo Charlie, bravo.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Touching scene tonight in San Fran. Last week Giants fan, Bryan Stow, was brutally attacked in the Dodger Stadium parking lot for wearing a Giants jersey. The 42-year-old father of two is currently in a coma fighting for his life. In a very cool gesture, the Giants dedicated the game to Stow and the two teams joined together around the mound as players from both teams spoke about "respecting the rivalry" and "respecting the game." Sports are a wonderful thing, but every once and awhile there are stories like this that are bigger than the game itself.

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