MotherNature

Fuck you.

Posted by Mucc.

This Kid's Pissed

I don't know about you, but I see absolutely nothing wrong with this kid being the governor of that landmass between New York and Pennsylvania. You're going to look this kid in the eye and really try to tell him he can't be the governor of NJ? The Dirty Jerz? Right. This kid sounds 10x more qualified than anyone that's probably in there now. Too small? Seriously? I say elect this fucker right now...you heard him, he's in college, he's from new jersey, boom already qualified. I mean listen to his desire and pride when talking about the wasteland he calls home. Jesse 2012, he's got my vote.

PS. What the hell is with his brother? First he's wearing a helmet in a car while in a car-seat, and then he's droppin the N word all over the place in reference to Arnold. You don't disrespect African Americans or Arnold like that. Jesse, bag the bro and let's get ourselves to Trenton.

Posted by Mucc.

Mixed Drinks at Fenway?

As the Boston Red Sox prepare for their April 8 home opener at Fenway Park, the team is moving to expand the sale of mixed alcoholic beverages throughout the historic ballpark, drawing concerns from Boston police and Mayor Thomas M. Menino.

-Boston.com

Mixed drinks at Fenway? That's just dumb. Didn't 3 just talk about how American baseball was? And how he rode in a chevy, and ate hot dogs and apple pie? I didn't see him mention anything about drinking a gin and tonic while he watched his sox play. Dumb. You drink one thing at baseball games: an ice cold coors light. Maybe a Budweiser if you really got that American twinkle in your eye. The only one who is going to like this is Roccodinho...he'd drink petron over anything.

Posted by Mucc.