Saturday, March 26, 2011

Wale and J.Cole takin over




Tough Friday night everyone. Heartbroken by the fact that our boys were slain on the ice in the first round of the NCAA Tourney, but keep your heads up boys we will rise from the ashes. I feel like Kenny Powers out here. I was stuck at a wedding and left you high and dry when you were expecting musical greatness. Well now I am back with a vengeance. I promise you, no donkeys, no smokebombs, no dick thrusts, just pure blogging. Now, ladies and gents, we get down to business. As mucc alerted you the other day, Wale and J.Cole are coming into town. How do I feel about this? Hold on. Yep, just went from six to midnight. Watch your step because I’m about to drop some knowledge. Wale is spitting hot fire right now and you will learn that mucc’s trepidations about J.Cole will be forgotten because he is about to take over the game. The bigger question is how the hell did the big man O.K. these wild and crazy kids for a show? He must have been confused by the fact that Wale is on the “board of mothafuckin administration”. If he thought Akon and Cudi were out of hand, Wale is going to have kids hangin from the rafters and tearing the building down! Wale’s new mixtape is straight fire. He has a weird obsession with Seinfeld snippets, but he crushes it anyway. The greatness is as follows: The problem, The MC, The war, The breakup song, The Guilty Pleasure (do it with no hands), The Motivation B Right, The power, and The Flight. That’s just off of his tape! Now, two Wale classics that just blow your mind, Pretty Girls and World Tour, are Mohammed Ali knockout punches. The Bona-fide heavy hitters by my boy Brenton Duvall. Are World Tour and Lights with my musical obsession Ellie Goulding. Turns out because of these two songs I had Brenton Duvall before I knew who he was. That is reason enough to love DC’s magic man. Mac Attack there’s more? Oh yes, 9-1-1, Wale’s masterpiece. That’s my mortal lock of the week, and your ears will be begging for more.

Now we get to J.Cole, the guy you don’t know but you are going to have to write “I will not sleep on J.Cole ever again” 100 times on the chalkboard after this post. I assume you have heard Diddy Dirty Money’s song, I’m Coming Home, with the angelic Skylar Grey singing the hook. Seriously, I would make Skylar and Ellie Goulding my wives so fast your head would spin. I would go so far as to say that you LOVE the song I’m coming home. Well like you, I too love the song, but I HATE Diddy’s version. That’s right, J.Cole made the song and should be doing 5 to 10 because he murders it. It’s so good that Diddy should question his profession. Seriously what is he famous for? I just remember Diddy changing his name four million times back in the 90’s. Puff, Puffy, P. Diddy, Sean, Sean Combs, Sean Puffy Combs, Puff Daddy. Yeah, he has his own TV show and clothing line but he is an awful musician with no memorable work. But I digress, his royal “P”ness should head for the hills with how badly he got shown up on this track. Its like J.Cole was singing Shaggy’s legendary “Wasn’t Me” and he was serenading Diddy’s woman with his instrument. Cole also makes magic with Kevin Cossom on “leave me alone”. Outside of those two songs, other greats include: Before I’m gone, Higher, and Playground. J.Cole’s lyricism is from the heart, fresh, and hot like molten lava. Cole says “I wonder if Andre Harel would know how great I would be when he fired me?” No, no he did not. This man is untouchable and will shut the building down, no question about it.
Look at me, rantin like I’m Rock Daddy over here. It needed to be done because we have got to sell out Conte Arena and let the boys do their thing. Must see event. With that being said let’s go rage. Mucc those 100 lines aren’t going write themselves. Somebody call 911, because J.Cole and Wale are on the way.

PS: How do the Cataracs not play top of the world at the dance? C’mon, you are better than that.

911

Lights

World Tour

The Breakup song

The Flight





Higher

Posted By Mac Attack

Revs vs. DC United: Davies Back to Boston


The Scenes is heading to Gillette Stadium. New England Revolution vs. DC United. Home opener for the Revs and the return of Charlie Davies to Boston. What do you do when the NFL says they're too high and mighty to play football next season? You do like Ochocinco and get behind a ragtag bunch of Major League soccer players. Ideal situation here? Our, yes, OUR New England Revolution (Yeah, I know, I don't know a single player on the team, but we're trying to get behind these guys) win something like 4-3, but Charlies Davies nets a hat trick going back to where it all began. After the game, realizing how much he misses Boston and Manchester, NH and Seacoast United (those were your glory days, Charlie), he gives United the ole eff you and demands a transfer to the Revs. Seems reasonable, right? Go Revs. Go Eagles. Welcome back #9. Hopefully we can make that whole transfer thing work out... I'll let you know how it goes.

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Damn

8-4. We lost to Collorado College 8-4. It's to obvious that expectations were too high, and got the best of us. Let's be honest, there is no way CC is a better team talent wise than BC. But, I mean with the way this sports year has gone could we expect anything less? Last night, watching that game, I knew it wasn't going to end well. It just wasn't in the cards; not this year, not with the way things have been going. But like I always say, we hold our heads up high, we lick our wounds, and we survive and advance. That's all we can do.

Posted by Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day


Avon at BC. Taken over by the Avon Falcons. By the avon boys. UUUnreal. BC losing 7-2 tonight...dissapointing...but we all expected it. Come on now, it's just the year that's been. But let's reflect on the greatness of tonight. The boys came, they saw, and they conquered. Shit was beyond unbelievable. Bitches could not stay away. Could not. I repeat, could not keep their hands off. The game we played tonight was out of this world. Avon, CT. I know I'm not from there, but let's go Falcons. And we play mother fuckers. Lesssss Go.

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