Tough Friday night everyone. Heartbroken by the fact that our boys were slain on the ice in the first round of the NCAA Tourney, but keep your heads up boys we will rise from the ashes. I feel like Kenny Powers out here. I was stuck at a wedding and left you high and dry when you were expecting musical greatness. Well now I am back with a vengeance. I promise you, no donkeys, no smokebombs, no dick thrusts, just pure blogging. Now, ladies and gents, we get down to business. As mucc alerted you the other day, Wale and J.Cole are coming into town. How do I feel about this? Hold on. Yep, just went from six to midnight. Watch your step because I’m about to drop some knowledge. Wale is spitting hot fire right now and you will learn that mucc’s trepidations about J.Cole will be forgotten because he is about to take over the game. The bigger question is how the hell did the big man O.K. these wild and crazy kids for a show? He must have been confused by the fact that Wale is on the “board of mothafuckin administration”. If he thought Akon and Cudi were out of hand, Wale is going to have kids hangin from the rafters and tearing the building down! Wale’s new mixtape is straight fire. He has a weird obsession with Seinfeld snippets, but he crushes it anyway. The greatness is as follows: The problem, The MC, The war, The breakup song, The Guilty Pleasure (do it with no hands), The Motivation B Right, The power, and The Flight. That’s just off of his tape! Now, two Wale classics that just blow your mind, Pretty Girls and World Tour, are Mohammed Ali knockout punches. The Bona-fide heavy hitters by my boy Brenton Duvall. Are World Tour and Lights with my musical obsession Ellie Goulding. Turns out because of these two songs I had Brenton Duvall before I knew who he was. That is reason enough to love DC’s magic man. Mac Attack there’s more? Oh yes, 9-1-1, Wale’s masterpiece. That’s my mortal lock of the week, and your ears will be begging for more.
Now we get to J.Cole, the guy you don’t know but you are going to have to write “I will not sleep on J.Cole ever again” 100 times on the chalkboard after this post. I assume you have heard Diddy Dirty Money’s song, I’m Coming Home, with the angelic Skylar Grey singing the hook. Seriously, I would make Skylar and Ellie Goulding my wives so fast your head would spin. I would go so far as to say that you LOVE the song I’m coming home. Well like you, I too love the song, but I HATE Diddy’s version. That’s right, J.Cole made the song and should be doing 5 to 10 because he murders it. It’s so good that Diddy should question his profession. Seriously what is he famous for? I just remember Diddy changing his name four million times back in the 90’s. Puff, Puffy, P. Diddy, Sean, Sean Combs, Sean Puffy Combs, Puff Daddy. Yeah, he has his own TV show and clothing line but he is an awful musician with no memorable work. But I digress, his royal “P”ness should head for the hills with how badly he got shown up on this track. Its like J.Cole was singing Shaggy’s legendary “Wasn’t Me” and he was serenading Diddy’s woman with his instrument. Cole also makes magic with Kevin Cossom on “leave me alone”. Outside of those two songs, other greats include: Before I’m gone, Higher, and Playground. J.Cole’s lyricism is from the heart, fresh, and hot like molten lava. Cole says “I wonder if Andre Harel would know how great I would be when he fired me?” No, no he did not. This man is untouchable and will shut the building down, no question about it.
Look at me, rantin like I’m Rock Daddy over here. It needed to be done because we have got to sell out Conte Arena and let the boys do their thing. Must see event. With that being said let’s go rage. Mucc those 100 lines aren’t going write themselves. Somebody call 911, because J.Cole and Wale are on the way.
PS: How do the Cataracs not play top of the world at the dance? C’mon, you are better than that.
911
Lights
World Tour
The Breakup song
The Flight
PS: How do the Cataracs not play top of the world at the dance? C’mon, you are better than that.
911
Lights
World Tour
The Breakup song
The Flight
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