I Want This One

I want this one. Do I like em'? No. Do I respect em'? No. Are they friends of mine? No. If their truck broke down in the middle of a snowstorm and mine was going fine, would I help em'? No.

Other than that, I got no problem with the Montreal Canadiens.

Posted by Mucc.

Best Feeling in the World

It's about 70 degrees in the Bean today, and it has been warm for about 3 days now, which in New England terms could mean that spring has finally arrived. What does this mean ? Other than the ladies showing more skin (I feel you Sir Dalé), it also means one of the best activities in the world can now occur: The Baseball Catch. See, I'm a football guy through and through; I say give me the pigskin and a couple of receivers and we got ourselves a good time running routes and playing a little two-hand shove. But, even I must admit that throwing the pill around on the first beautiful day in April has to be one of the best feelings in the world. I mean it's just the sound of the birds chirping trying to find a mate and the light breeze that blows the pollin into your face and makes your eyes look as if you've smoked a brick of weed. It's the kid you're throwing with trying to do his best imitation of Timmy Wakefield and throwing you a lackluster knuckler. And yes, it's the sound of that ball as it meets the mitt so perfectly. Just pure joy. It's one of those bonds we all share that separates us from the commies in Russia, or the royalty in England: just the act of grabbin' that dirty, worn-in, glove to catch that stitched ball. It's America at its finest, right James?

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Would You Rather

Would you rather only have sex one day a year, but with anyone you choose each time, or be able have sex whenever you want, but with someone who is a 5 out of 10 at best? To set the record straight, for the first option you can have sex as many times as you want in that 24 hour period, but only with the one girl or boy you choose. Secondly, no sex on any other day includes no blowjobs, no handjobs, no elbowjobs, or any jobs of the sort. Also, for those ladies out there who have been complaining that my WYRs are just for dudes here you go. This applies to both girls and guys so have some fun with it.

This one is a no brainer for me. I’m taking door number 1. It would be great to be able to have sex whenever you want, but after a while its going to get boring if the girl is never better than a 5. Plus with the first choice the possibilities are endless. Seriously, think of what you could do if you could fuck anyone you wanted. First I’m going after my main girl TSwift. I’ve had a schoolgirl crush on her since I first laid eyes on her and I have to get that out of my system. After Swift I would go through mostly actresses like Alba, Biel, Johansson, McAdams, etc. with a supermodel thrown in every now and then. Then I would start to get creative and bump uglies with the likes of Palin or Hill Dog (Hilary Clinton for those of you who don't understand) just to say I fucked them. No guy can look me straight in the face and say he has never fantasized, even just a little, about Sarah Palin. Power is sexy and thats all there is to it. With option 1 I get to bang out a good portion of my “fuck-it” list that I would never be able to get to otherwise. Despite an annual 364 day dry spell, I think that one magical day would be enough for this guy.

Once a year or whenever you want
Fuck your dream lay once a year Sex whenever you want but with nobody above a 5
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