Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Would You Rather





Would you rather only have sex one day a year, but with anyone you choose each time, or be able have sex whenever you want, but with someone who is a 5 out of 10 at best? To set the record straight, for the first option you can have sex as many times as you want in that 24 hour period, but only with the one girl or boy you choose. Secondly, no sex on any other day includes no blowjobs, no handjobs, no elbowjobs, or any jobs of the sort. Also, for those ladies out there who have been complaining that my WYRs are just for dudes here you go. This applies to both girls and guys so have some fun with it.

This one is a no brainer for me. I’m taking door number 1. It would be great to be able to have sex whenever you want, but after a while its going to get boring if the girl is never better than a 5. Plus with the first choice the possibilities are endless. Seriously, think of what you could do if you could fuck anyone you wanted. First I’m going after my main girl TSwift. I’ve had a schoolgirl crush on her since I first laid eyes on her and I have to get that out of my system. After Swift I would go through mostly actresses like Alba, Biel, Johansson, McAdams, etc. with a supermodel thrown in every now and then. Then I would start to get creative and bump uglies with the likes of Palin or Hill Dog (Hilary Clinton for those of you who don't understand) just to say I fucked them. No guy can look me straight in the face and say he has never fantasized, even just a little, about Sarah Palin. Power is sexy and thats all there is to it. With option 1 I get to bang out a good portion of my “fuck-it” list that I would never be able to get to otherwise. Despite an annual 364 day dry spell, I think that one magical day would be enough for this guy.

Once a year or whenever you want
Fuck your dream lay once a year
Sex whenever you want but with nobody above a 5
Results


Posted by Cstokecity

1 comment:

  1. slaters gonna slateApril 27, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    im surprised by your choice cstokesaltyballs. i figured you would be content getting foot jobs from that foot fairy 3 while mucc jerks off in a corner and cries.

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