Celts Get Ravaged By Eastern's Best

After Darnell McDonald slipped over second base and cost the sox the game today I thought to myself, "with our luck the celtics will lose by double digits," and low and behold a 16 point blowout at the hands of the Chicago Bulls. I know I said earlier this week that seeding doesn't matter, but you have to at least look to compete out there. Same old shit. Out-rebounded and manhandled down low, while Derrick Rose ran circles around Rondo. Da Bulls are just better right now and they know it. The Celtics on the other hand are clinging on to the 2/3 spot, and are limping into the playoffs; can anything go right for Boston sports right now? There has to be something that is causing all of this, some kind of demon, or curse. I mean where is the heart, and swagger that comes with wearing Boston on your jersey? Paul Revere just rolled over in his grave. Let's be honest, our teams are playing like bigger pussies than the commenters on this site. Anyway someones gotta stop the bleeding, will it be John Lackey tomorrow? I certainly hope so.

Posted by Mucc.

Get A Load Of This Kid

Fox News-"Poor Joey Kelly was dumped by his prom date. By text. And because he's a sophomore, he can't go on his own. But instead of sulking about the tragedy of it all, Joey Kelly has unleashed some serious ambition. Kelley posted flyers all around Georgetown High School advertising his stellar prom date qualities. On each flyer were strips of paper with his phone number."

Sophomore looking for prom date posts flyers in high school: MyFoxBOSTON.com

Good luck bro. Nobody has successfully asked someone to prom with a poster since Napoleon Dynamite asked Trish to the to the Preston High formal. If you truly want to get back at your ex you've got to fuck her best friend, not put posters up around your entire school that tell the world how she dumped you and how desperate you are. Word of advice to my friend Joey- Desperation is a stinky cologne that will repel any girl. Wiser words have never been said.

Posted by Cstokecity

0-6 Right Where We Want Them

The only explanation for this is that our boys from the fens set this all up to catch the yankees off guard, get the stubborn new yorkers over looking us. Exactly like that last battle in the Patriot when the Brits think they're facing just Mel's militia, and they subsequently send a full attack right over the hill where the Continental army is just waiting to massacre their ass. Les Go hunting.

Posted by Mucc.

Guy Pukes On Game Show

Is this how they do things in Brazil? Dude pukes up 30 seconds after finishing a challenge and they still give him the cash? Somewhere Pelé is cringing and clenching his golden fists. Like this guy has to chug a liter of soda against a chick and he barely finishes and then yacks everywhere, and he's celebrated. This man should be run out of town and sent to Bolivia or Chile, or somewhere where pussies like this exist. Last time I saw someone puke that fast was when they ate a 6 course meal in the North End...a liter of soda? please.

Posted by Mucc.

Wake Up-Would You Rather

Now that the snow is gone I see these parkour mother fuckers everyday. The all fucking suck too. Just a bunch of nerds who have seen one to many youtube videos and say to themselves “hey, I can do that.” But you can’t. To be actually good at parkour you have to fairly athletic. These kids are out there embarrassing themselves one dumb trick at a time, and the worst part is they think this makes them cool. All it does is make them look like a 7 year old who is pretending to be a ninja in his back yard or this fat fuck.

Anyways these kids got me thinking about how useful is parkour even when your good at it. So, would you rather be the undisputed parkour champ of the world or an olympic curler? Both sports seem equally irrelevant and useless.

I know it may sound crazy but I would rather be the olympic curler. Say all you want about how awesome it is when you are great at parkour, but how exactly do you benefit in life from being able to jump around like a spider monkey. And with parkour, to be really good you have train at it, a lot. With curling, on the other, hand the work load is almost non existent. A chance at olympic gold for barley working hard, sign me the fuck up. Seriously, the only thing that separates the average guy from an olympic curler is a few months of training (aka sliding a stone across ice) and the crazy decision to want to be a professional curler. If you don’t believe me that being an olympic curler is as easy as I make it sound watch Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel. He interviewed the US curling team before the 2010 winter olympics. They basically don’t do anything, drink Heineken, eat McDonald’s, and take a vacation to the olympics once every four years.

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