Get A Load Of This Kid

Fox News-"Poor Joey Kelly was dumped by his prom date. By text. And because he's a sophomore, he can't go on his own. But instead of sulking about the tragedy of it all, Joey Kelly has unleashed some serious ambition. Kelley posted flyers all around Georgetown High School advertising his stellar prom date qualities. On each flyer were strips of paper with his phone number."

Sophomore looking for prom date posts flyers in high school: MyFoxBOSTON.com

Good luck bro. Nobody has successfully asked someone to prom with a poster since Napoleon Dynamite asked Trish to the to the Preston High formal. If you truly want to get back at your ex you've got to fuck her best friend, not put posters up around your entire school that tell the world how she dumped you and how desperate you are. Word of advice to my friend Joey- Desperation is a stinky cologne that will repel any girl. Wiser words have never been said.

Posted by Cstokecity