Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

5 feet of air by Reggie: Check.
Balls to Reggie Johnson's face: Check.
Boston College win: Check.
Just a little reminder of what happened when the Hurricanes came to town last year. 1 massive dunk, 1 even bigger win. Let's hope for the same result tommorow night, at 7 pm in Conte, BE THERE.

PS. I'm 95% sure Reggie Johnson is still recovering from the post-tramautic-stress of being dick slapped by Reggie Jackson.

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I Think it's Someone's Birthday!

Rondo, you fuckin dog. A big Happy Birthday to the best point guard in the league. I don’t give a fuck what anyone else says, there’s no one out there who dishes like you do, who does shit with the ball like you do and there’s certainly no one out there that’s crushin more pussy than you do. The things women would do for a little game of one on one, if you catch my drift. Hell, I’d fuck you. No homo? Happy Birthday #9


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Fuck it, I'm Moving To Switzerland

Ya I said it. I'm moving to Switzerland. Once number 3 down there makes it big with his feet and his agent, me, lands him a pro contract with a Swiss division 8 team, I'm packing my bags and teaching myself Swiss. Oh what's that? They don't have their own language? Oh that's right they aren't bonded by a specific language but rather by the common values of "democracy, celebration, and neutrality" (swear to God that's straight from wikipedia). Count me in. Like seriously, I'm democratic, I celebrate, and I am neutral as shit when it comes to launching nuclear missiles ever which way. Let's be honest, we are talking about a land that is French in the west, German in the north, and Italian in the south and east: imagine the combinations of foods, women, and women with food that go along with that. Did I mention it's beautiful, and has the highest income per citizen of the world. I guess that's cool. Long story short; while China, the Soviet Union, and our good ole US of A are dropping uranium-121 and starting World War III, I'll be neutrally celebrating my democracy in Switzerland.

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The Worst Roommate Ever?


Does this kid know he’s fucking with God? I mean this isn’t Bill down the hall, or crazy Rocco next door, this is fuckin God. That’s right, God. And if I’ve learned one thing after a semester at BC, it’s that you don’t ever, ever, come at God. I’ve seen plenty of bad roommates in my day, but if anyone’s a “worthless piece of life” here, it’s the crazy screaming mother fucker. Kid actually runs out of breath midway through his rant. Be better. Get your fitness up. Meanwhile God’s just standing there totally unfazed by the psychotic episode, just cool as the other side of the pillow. Even offers ever so politely to buy his wackjob roommate some over the counter Chill Pills. Shit doesn’t come cheap. Hey bro, If you have a problem with someone drinking your coffee, or eating your Easy Mac, simply retaliate by pissing in his sheets while they’re out of the room, or fucking his smoking hot sister when she comes to visit. Cool? Cool.

-thanks Jess for the tip.

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BC Athlete of the Week



One of the first Scenes features I want to unveil is our weekly BC Athlete of the week. I'm redundant as shit. Each week we will spotlight an Athlete at BC based on their prowess on and off the field. This may seem dumb to some but I can think of at least one jersey chaser from Kostka Hall First Floor (K1 whatuppp) that is going to find this whole thing quite interesting. So fuck it, let's try it!

This Week our BC Athlete of the week is Kelli Stack of Women's Ice Hockey. A lot of dudes give women hockey players shit, lesbian this, dyke that, but lets face it Kelli is fuckin smokin. Like she's hot as shit. Oh ya, and she scores 4 billion goals a night. Chick's got the face of an angel, and she's unstoppable in the open ice. Nuff said.
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WELCOME TO THE SCENES


Hey ladies and gents, welcome to the blog Unbelievable Scenes. Here at Unbelievable Scenes Inc. myself Will Mucci, and my co-blogger Ryan Dunn, exist simply to spread the good news. We are two freshmen students that are going to blog about mostly New England sports, and our very own Boston College Eagles. Of course we are going to throw a little funny shit in here and there, you know stuff that most likely will make us look like tools and not funny but hey, we'll do what we'll do and try bring you some unbelievable scenes. We believe in a way that blogging is the most selfish and egotistical thing in the world. I mean who gives a shit what two Claver 2nd Floor boys think about sports, and or life. Well we love ourselves, a little too much, so we are going to do it anyway. Enjoy.

PS. Whose in the background? That's our idol. deal with it.

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