Fuck it, I'm Moving To Switzerland

Ya I said it. I'm moving to Switzerland. Once number 3 down there makes it big with his feet and his agent, me, lands him a pro contract with a Swiss division 8 team, I'm packing my bags and teaching myself Swiss. Oh what's that? They don't have their own language? Oh that's right they aren't bonded by a specific language but rather by the common values of "democracy, celebration, and neutrality" (swear to God that's straight from wikipedia). Count me in. Like seriously, I'm democratic, I celebrate, and I am neutral as shit when it comes to launching nuclear missiles ever which way. Let's be honest, we are talking about a land that is French in the west, German in the north, and Italian in the south and east: imagine the combinations of foods, women, and women with food that go along with that. Did I mention it's beautiful, and has the highest income per citizen of the world. I guess that's cool. Long story short; while China, the Soviet Union, and our good ole US of A are dropping uranium-121 and starting World War III, I'll be neutrally celebrating my democracy in Switzerland.

Posted by Mucc.