I know there was no blog on on Sunday, I’m sorry about that. I decided it would be best to skip my normal Sunday post and make a special Marathon Monday WYR. Would you rather run the marathon today (all 26.2 miles) or go from Thursday to Marathon Monday without drinking a drop of alcohol? Just to set the record straight you have to finish the marathon, no matter how long it takes you or how close you come to death from running 26 miles.
I’m going to join the marathon. Why would I give up arguably the best day at BC you may ask, well I’m about to lay some knowledge on your asses. First, nobody said you couldn’t drink during the marathon. I would throw on a back pack full of natty lights and drink while I “run” the marathon. I put run in quotations because I would definitely walk the entire way and finish tuesday afternoon. But hey, I’d be shit faced the whole way so I’d make the bets out of it. Second, I would feel like an absolute loser if I was one of the 20 kids on campus not drinking this weekend. At least if I run the marathon I have an excuse not to drink on that one day and won't feel like a total tool the entire weekend. Third, and most importantly, not being able to drink this entire weekend would blow dick. This weekend would be no fun sober. Anyone who tries to tell me they can have fun without alcohol can go fuck themselves. Alcohol is fun and sobriety is not period. End of argument you conceded, sober pricks. I don't think anybody has argued this point better than Jim Jeffries.
Posted by Cstokecity.
