BC Athlete of the Week

It's that time again, BC Athlete of the Week time, and this weeks winner is near and dear to my heart.3 and I unanimously decided that John Cahill, BC bball star, is this week's winner. Ya Ya I know people, "BUT MUCCCCC, Reggie had 25, Raji had 17, Danny Rubin gets hit on by my spanish teacher," get outta here haters, John Cahill is a difference maker. On saturday who played the most minutes behind Reggie Jackson? John motherfucking Cahill (35 out of 40 minutes ladies and gents). I mean let's be honest, the kid doesn't look like a d1 baller, in fact, he was playing on the women's scout team just last year. But looks can be deceiving, and I'll be damned if I didn't admit Johnnyboy can play some ball. He's tough on D, he's smart with the rock, and when he's called upon he nails big time shots (probably not all he nails but we will stick to that). John's emotion, work-ethic, and sheer awesomeness shine on the court; oh and did I mention him and 3 look exactly the same? No, but really though, here's 3, and John's obviously above and in our background.

So John, thanks for keeping the dream alive for all us undersized white-boys that give it all we got on the hardwood. We salute you sir.

Posted by Mucc.

Glen Hood

Wait, who are these kids?! This shit is unbelievable. Kids must have some great genetics or something to pull these kind of shots off. Oh, that's right, these are my little brothers and their boys doing some absolutely ridiculous stuff with a basketball. Makes me tear up a little bit thinking about what fine men they've become and how hard they're reppin Glen Hood right here. Lot of memories were made in those streets and I'm proud to say I was part of the crew. Shout out to all the boys still tearing up Glen Hood, miss you guys.

P.S. When I said yesterday there's nothing to do in NH, this is the kinda shit you have to come up with to keep yourself entertained. So people, tell me you're not impressed. I dare you. I fucking dare you.

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God Damn it Dunn.

God damn it 3 I know you should be playing everything up the line cause you suck, but way to take out your own player with that shitty clearance. Fucking outside backs these days.

Posted by Mucc.

Fucking Yankees.

FORT MYERS, Fla. -- Boston Red Sox pitcher Josh Beckett was visibly shaken up after getting hit on the left side of the head with a ball before Monday's spring training game.

Beckett, who was standing in left-center field, went to one knee after he was struck and teammates immediately called for the training staff. He was escorted off the field with his hand on his head.

The Red Sox did not have an immediate update on Beckett, but did say the pitcher was still at the park and did not need to be transported to the hospital.

The ball that struck Beckett appeared to be a ball hit by Red Sox staffer Ino Guerrero, who was standing in the outfield hitting shagged balls with a fungo bat back to a bucket behind second base when one got away from him.

-Joe McDonald ESPNboston.com

What are the chances Ino Guerrero is working for that slime Girardi? I say 89%.

Posted by Mucc.

Best Practical Joke of ALL TIME: The NFL Combine

Tom Brady can have his Superbowls, I got the combine. -Akili Smith

Since 3 had to go and freak out over Jimmer (totally agree by the way, fuck that guy), I guess I'll go on a little rant of my own. Every year during the last week of February we are bombarded with Mel Kiper, Todd Mcshay, and the rest of ESPN and NFL network overpaid analysts, going absolutely bananas over the NFL Combine. Heres the thing, the combine is probably the biggest bullshit I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I understand the need to know some raw statistics about incoming player's size, strength, and speed, and I do think it has some purpose, but why is there so much emphasis placed on what goes on in Indianapolis every year? Why is it even in Indianapolis? And why the fuck is it televised? I mean we are talking about things like guys running in straight lines and moving laterally in a totally relaxed environment with no pads, no helmets, barely any clothes, and no semblance of a game-like atmosphere. Last time I checked, Cam Newton is going to be dropping back to pass with monsters zoning in on him, 2 pounds of armor on, and 70 thousand screaming fans going insane, but ya, everything he does this week will tell us if he will be a good NFL qb or not. Give me a fucking break. I mean half the fucking guys who are going to be drafted aren't even there, and most of the top guys choose to not work out out of fear. It's not hard to look at the last 10 years and see the players who have been pro-bowlers, and the teams that have been good, and realize that these same players had shitty to average combines, and these same teams drafted with less emphasis on the combine. For Christ sake, Tom Brady ran a 6.7 40, he benched 225 6 times, and he measured out as a "scrawny bitch" at the 2000 combine, yet he seemed to be an ok pick. Bet those other 31 scouts that passed on him due to those numbers were all fired. Point in-case, I'll take Wes Welker (wasn't even invited to the combine) over Darius Heyward-Bay (combine hero circa 2009) everyday of the week, and twice on sunday (when it really counts).

Posted by Mucc.

Hey Jimmer! Hey Jimmer! You suck.

I'm about to go apeshit on the little piece of garbage who calls himself the player of the year in college basketball, Jimmer Fredette. I hate this guy down to his very core. He's the kind of guy I'd typical like to root for in college basketball; white, undersized, great shooter, but Jimmer, no not Jimmer. The man does everything in his power to make me loathe his very being. He's a cocky, arrogant prick. Can I say that? Yeah, well I just did and that's how I feel. I was totally indifferent on the whole "Jimmer-mania," but after Mucc pointed it out to me and I watched him play against San Diego State over the weekend (by the way, LOVE the Aztecs) I've moved into the world of pure, unfiltered hatred. He took a three with a foot inside the Aztecs logo at center court. That's fucking stupid. He's got so many good shooters on that team it's ridiculous. He could easily get his 20 a night and still dish out 10 helpers just on threes alone, but nooooooo, Jimmer's got to go for 35 and make sure the focus is all on him so he can take home player of the year honors. Perfect example, Saturday against SDSU Jimmer's pushing the ball on a two on one, he's got the defender committed to him all he's got to do is dump it off for a dunk and an easy two to seal the game. What does Jimmer do? He doesn't even look at the guy and takes it himself and gets fouled. You know what, I wish Jimmer got his arm fuckin broke on that play. Anyone can go for 30 when they're jacking up 30 shots, 5 of which are ridiculously retarded threes that are just a waste of a possession. You don't win like that, especially not in March. Can't wait to see you sitting on your ass after a one and done at the tournament Jimmer, because just like any other team with a chauvinistic asshole like yourself, you're gonna lose.

Posted by 3

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Ran train on them Double Stufs. Mmmmmmm

Posted by Mucc and 3