Monday, February 28, 2011

Hey Jimmer! Hey Jimmer! You suck.


I'm about to go apeshit on the little piece of garbage who calls himself the player of the year in college basketball, Jimmer Fredette. I hate this guy down to his very core. He's the kind of guy I'd typical like to root for in college basketball; white, undersized, great shooter, but Jimmer, no not Jimmer. The man does everything in his power to make me loathe his very being. He's a cocky, arrogant prick. Can I say that? Yeah, well I just did and that's how I feel. I was totally indifferent on the whole "Jimmer-mania," but after Mucc pointed it out to me and I watched him play against San Diego State over the weekend (by the way, LOVE the Aztecs) I've moved into the world of pure, unfiltered hatred. He took a three with a foot inside the Aztecs logo at center court. That's fucking stupid. He's got so many good shooters on that team it's ridiculous. He could easily get his 20 a night and still dish out 10 helpers just on threes alone, but nooooooo, Jimmer's got to go for 35 and make sure the focus is all on him so he can take home player of the year honors. Perfect example, Saturday against SDSU Jimmer's pushing the ball on a two on one, he's got the defender committed to him all he's got to do is dump it off for a dunk and an easy two to seal the game. What does Jimmer do? He doesn't even look at the guy and takes it himself and gets fouled. You know what, I wish Jimmer got his arm fuckin broke on that play. Anyone can go for 30 when they're jacking up 30 shots, 5 of which are ridiculously retarded threes that are just a waste of a possession. You don't win like that, especially not in March. Can't wait to see you sitting on your ass after a one and done at the tournament Jimmer, because just like any other team with a chauvinistic asshole like yourself, you're gonna lose.

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