If you've ever had sleeping problems this blog is for you. Melatonin is the most efficient/unheard of sleeping aid. I've been using it for a while and am shocked nobody else knows what it is. With sleeping problems so rampant in college, I figured it would be more popular than adderall. But somehow nobody has any idea what Melatonin is. Best part of all, it isn't even a prescription drug. Anyone can buy a bottle at any drug store. Also, it has no ridiculous side affects or warnings like "may randomly shit your pants" or "do not take if your pregnant, may become pregnant, or do not want AIDS" that every prescription sleeping pill has. Melatonin has worked wonders on my sleeping problems, and somehow I'm the only person who knows what it is. However, I'm hear to spread the word of our savior: Melatonin. So remember folks, you heard it here first, Melatonin is the wonder pill for every college insomniac.
PS- If The Scenes becomes popular enough and our readers start to buy Melatonin, do you think we could get some sort of endorsement money or business partnership out of this? Just trying to turn this cottage industry blog into a multimedia, fiscal giant. Seriously, I'm a regular Billy Mays at selling shit. (RIP Billy: Gone but never forgotten)
PPS- Fuck the Shamwow dude. Fucking Billy Mays wanna-be punk.
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