Life With Tones.

Through my first semester at BC, I have seen some pretty beautiful women. However, this past Saturday night at the hockey game, my mind was blown. Was it the hottest girl I had ever seen? Not quite. It was the most delicious looking pulled pork sandwich I had ever laid eyes on. This video attests to just how magical a succulent pig held together by two sesame seed buns can be. Although it is hard to admit, this may have been the greatest sexual moment of my entire college experience. I have never been more attracted to something in my life. For a split second, it was just me and the pulled pork in an empty stadium. Light kissing, followed by a scene from American Pie, but I won’t get into the details. Luckily, I had my main girl Dubes backing me up, and narrating while the show unfolded. This ungrateful Superfan had no idea how to eat this glorious pork. Diet coke? Bitch please! The only thing this sandwich needed was to be in and around my mouth. I’m surprised Dubes didn’t take a bite, maybe taking a finger from this poor girl with her. Am I embarrassed for videotaping a girl eating a sandwich? Perhaps. Fortunately, I will always have the memories of those magnificent buns and supple figure, firmly encasing just the right amount of tender meat. Sadly, yes. I am still talking about the pulled pork sandwich.

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