First on the toilet, now this. One of our Scene's correspondents just informed me that some chick was brushing her teeth in the O'Neill Library bathroom. There's only one obvious explanation for this right? She is getting tutored by a stud. I mean I really am spot on here people. Everyone knows library bathrooms are the most interesting animal this side of the Mississippi, and everyone knows O'Neil is no exception. But it's gotta be some hot economics tutor, like I'm talking Tom Brady with a side of Leonardo DiCaprio right that's making little miss hygiene test the waters? Girl's probably thinking, "oh damn johnny is tutoring me I better get my game up here, brush that chicken club with honey mustard from hillside right out of my mouth." I mean someone's gunna be ready when Johnny shows her just exactly where his supply curve and her demand curve meet. I say bravo to this hero, she's out here just giving 110% in the little game we call making plays. She's got her A-game up do you?
PS. rumor has it chick dropped her toothbrush on the floor...gotta love that heart. You win some, you lose some.
-thanks Linds for the tip.
Posted by Mucc.
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