Soccer Is NOT Gay

So, some clown who shall not be named sent us this video and at first I was tempted to take the higher ground and just not respond, but I will not just stand here quietly and be disrespected like this. Soccer is not gay. Anyone who says soccer is gay, or a "pussy" sport, try taking some studs to the thigh, or a foot in the head and tell me we're not tough. Try running nonstop for 90 minutes and tell me we're not in unbelievable shape (stamina translates ladies...) Try telling me soccer is not the world's most most beloved game. Try me. I couldn't even watch this video. Made me sick. I mean I guess if you think that whole fat ass defensive lineman look is working for you, then be my guest. But girls like soccer players. Girls like 6-packs and muscular legs. So, I mean, I guess if that makes soccer "gay," I'm not so sure I want to know what being straight is like.

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P.S. Watch that second video and tell me you don't get chills.