3 Always Wins

So, who's sick and tired about hearing about the Unbelievable Scenes' rooming situation for 2011? Oh, you are? Well, screw you. I'm not done talking about it. Going to put a little different spin on it though. Everyone knows it's a numbers game. 60% chance of an 8-man. What feels like 0% chance of CoRo, but turns out to be about 99.972% if my math is right. This week brings out the men from the boys. 64% chance of tears from a member of the rooming party, good or bad (we met our quota on both sides of the equation). Last night Rockdaddy the math wizard (102% on his last Multi-Variable-I'm-really-smart-class test) crunched the numbers and found 59 quads available. 20 with mice, 2 with flooding issues, 8 that had been vandalized and another 29 for people who recently slept with someone is ResLife. That leaves two rooms. Like I said, 99.972% chance of CoRo. You're probably saying, "Ahh, shit 3, I'm sorry, you had no chance." Oh ho ho, you are so wrong, my friends. 3 always wins. I always win. We're in room 312. Third floor, coincidence? I think not. 3/12, my birthday, coincidence? Hell no. And to top it all off? Today's March 22, 2011. 3/22 aka #3 Ryan Dunn and #22 Doug Flutie. The two greatest athletes to ever grace the Heights. Coincidence? HA. It's a numbers game ladies and gentleman, and 3 always wins.
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