Gunners Gag

Carling Cup final. 1-1. 89th minute. Arsenal has gone 6 years without hardware, Birmingham has waited nearly 50 since it last lifted a trophy. Well, thanks to a fucking nightmare of a play between Arsenal defender, Laurent Koscielny, and goalkeeper, Wojciech Szczesny, they don't have to wait any longer. Good for them, I'm happy for the Blues, but this is about that atrocity of a play between the Gunners' netminder and centerback. How does that happen? How does that fucking happen? You guys are playing for one of the best clubs in the world, sort that shit out. Like, it's the 90th minute in a title game, its gotta be better. If I'm Koscielny in this situation, I'm putting the ball into the 12th row and putting my foot through the keeper's chest. If I'm the keeper, well, I fuckin hate keepers, they all suck. I understand it's the one position where if you fuck up it's on you, but come out, be a man, catch the ball, do your job. No excuses. As for Obefami Martins who put the goal in, the celebration was one hundred times more athletic than the actual goal. And with a name like Obefami and backflips like that, dude's definately getting laid tonight. Arsenal young gun Jack Wilshere's face at the end here just sums up exactly what I would be thinking. I feel like I'm almost staring into his soul and he's saying, "Fuck you guys, fuck you. Thanks for blowing this one."

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