Jump on the Bandwagon

It's amazing. I've never seen a sport with such a strong influx of bandwagoners as NHL hockey. I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't preface this by saying that I have jumped on the Bruins bandwagon so hard. I'll be the first to admit I watched about six and a half minutes of hockey during the entire regular season, but now that it's playoff time I love it. Playoff hockey is a totally different animal. They hit, they scrap, they take pucks in the face. Jack Edwards commentates like at any moment the world could come to an end. People, non-diehard fans like myself, can see this, they can feel it. And, you know what, they like it. I watched every game of the Montreal series (fuck Canada) and I'm sitting there with my hands sweating and my heart going a million miles a minute. When Subban hit that bomb with 2 minutes left in Game 7 my heart sank. I was crushed. Not only had I developed an absolute hatred of that man, but I had developed a hardcore schoolboy crush on the Bruins. What I came to find out, however, is that a lot of people have that very same crush on the Bs. Facebook and Twitter just blowing up about Horton and Jack Edwards and that asshole Subban. Everybody's on this Bruins playoff train and all we can hope is they keep it rolling. Keep jumping on that bandwagon people. I did, and let me tell you, it's one hell of a ride. Go Bruins!!!

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