Old School Boston Athlete of the Day

Richard Alan Garces Mendoza Jr, was one of the best relievers in Red Sox history. For an 8 year span if you needed a guy out in the 7th or 8th inning you literally could call out El Guapo and not have a neverous bone in your body. There's three things you can love about a dude: a pot belly, a Venezuelan accent, and a 99 mph fastball right in your grill that motherfuckers can't touch. El Guapo. "The Handsome One." Nuff' Said.

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Labor Negotiations and ESPN are a Joke

So I guess ESPN is flipping a shit about the NFL and the NFLPA extending negotiations 7 more days in hopes they can get a new CBA in place. Wait what? Extended for 7 days? I thought midnight March 4th was it, it was doomsday it was the day ESPN hyped up for centuries now as THE DAY! And all of a sudden we can just extend shit? Why wasn't anyone informed about this rule? I mean Chad Johnson is tweeting about how the world is going to end on March 4th, Mel Kiper is hunkering down in his nuclear bomb shelter, and Adam Shefter is making signs for the second coming of Jesus Christ, and all the while we can extend this shit? Thanks for the info guys. I'll stop watching any coverage of this age old debate about how the richest people in the world can become richer. Later bros.

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Guy Freaks Out When Printer is Broke

I can't sit here and act like I don't admire the hell out of this guy. I mean look, the printer is broke as shit, won't print, and even sprays ink back in his face. Totally unfazed by the printer's latest "fuck YOU" move, this dude ingeniusely realizes he can just use the copier and copy the computer screen to get his file out. Brilliant. Watch and learn people, that's called making an adjustment. Your move printer, your fucking move.

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Thank God It's Friday

Papa Dunn gets what Papa Dunn wants. So, when he says we got to sexy up the blog to keep people interested that's what we're going to do. Nothing like some Victoria's Secret women to get the blood flowing in the morning if you catch my drift. Anyways, thank God it's Friday.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

It's 1:30 in the morning. I'm tired. I've been fucking slaving away all week. The blog's suffering because of it, but know what, midterms are over. We're coming back with avengence. The shit that's coming out tomorrow, well fuck, it's past midnight, the shit that's coming out today is gonna blow your minds. Midterms are over. Get drunk. Go celebrate.

Unbelievable Scenes.

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Old School Boston Athlete of the Day

So 3's TOIN post yesterday got me thinking...we should do an old school Beantown Boston Athlete of the Day (mouthful right)...Well todays first athlete is none other than my boy Ty Law

Ty was a stalwart in the defensive backfield during the Pat's 3 superbowl runs. The man was a menace. I don't know what it was about Ty that made us love him so much. Was it his Deion Sanderesque image? His unreal celebrations after picking a pass off for a TD? Or the fact that every time he made a big play the PA System would belt the Clash's hit "I Fought the Law and the Law one? Perhaps it was just the fact that Ty was a true Patriot. Laying a fucker out, standing over him, and letting you know he and his boys were gunna be there all day. Salute to you Ty, we miss you.

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PS. Thanks again for gracing us with this Manning face over and over again.

Thanks Colin for the tip.

Top 10 Things to Do If There is No NFL Season in 2011

As soon as midnight strikes tonight those pompous NFL owners, and Selfish NFL players will most likely not have an agreement in place for a new CBA and a new NFL season. So what can we do instead? Well...I Know I'd probably cry for 3 weks straight but then I'd refer to this list to fill the void.

10. CFL- Ya that's right there's a profesional football league up north and it's called the CFL. They have goalposts in the fornt of the endzones, a larger field, running starts, and plays where you can punt the ball back and forth...sounds pretty sweet to me.

9. Actually watch the MLB playoffs- We could all pay a little more attention to the MLB playoffs I guess...I mean at least to get us through to when Basketball starts again.

8. UFL- United Football League could suffice. Although theres only six teams there are still a good amount of former players in there, and the quality is still pretty solid. Plus anytime Maurice Clarrett is involved I'm game.

7. NASCAR-Isn't that chase for the trophy thingy then? Sweet, lets go Rusty Wallace!

6. MLS Playoffs-Major League Soccer playoffs...I mean it could be sweet, everyone gets behind these ragtag players who earn nearly 30,000 a year...3 could be playing there some day so I had to mention it...

5. Start watching Survivor again-Yes sir, I hear season 32 will be a good one.

4. Actually take Sunday for a holy day and go to 1130 mass because there won't be any games to interfere with-This one's for my mom...love you mom...(no movie here come on people).

3. Rugby World Cup 2011-USA is in this one and it could be a good watch. Might get ome television time too if the NFL ain't on.

2. English Premeire League-For real though, grab a pint on sundays and pick a favorite squad. All the games are sundays and saturdays so should fil lthe void pretty nicely, not to mention always is a good time at the pub.

1. College Football-When did the NFL start thinking it actually was the best football out there? Let's be honest this country love it's collegians first and good news people: they're still here. Get behind your school and let's go win ourselves an ACC Championship, without throwing 700 interceptions and actually scoring an offensive touchdown! Oh that's just BC? Ok, go college football.

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