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Seja melhor mundo, porque eu sou. -Tom Brady

That's Portuguesse for "be better world, because I am." Tom Brady just doing exactly what Thomas Brady wants to do. We'll take the Lombardi trophy now just to expedite the process.

Posted by Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Down 76, but look, it wasn't all that bad, was up 100 but lost it all again. Last Time I checked, Rome wasn't built in a day. Lets get after it tomorrow hansel and gretal style.

Posted by 3 and Mucc

PS. 3 didn't hit once tonight. Good. we are all set for the week. GO EAGLES

BC 84 Wake 68

We literally just kicked their ass. Like I'm sitting here with 3 sippin a maitai watching Raji go all nomnomnom on the joke that is Wake Forest Basketball. Great game from biko, raji, trap, all the seniors even peter renquist (eff deerfield but go renquist) Like les go. Its ACC Tourney time now need a couple more wins to be solid for the dance. Sorry to BJ Raji we couldn't be in da house, but after that performance from our seniors, do me a favor and shut the building down! But seriously in retrospect that game went a little like this:

Leave no doubt.

Posted by Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

3 just lost me 28 dollars. down 28 the first day. ok ok ok. look people rome wasn't built in a day. keeep on playing. BC hockey east champs. suck it new hampshire.

Posted by Mucc.

Paradise Island

We have arrived. We are here. 82 and Sunny, just having some brews with some wings under the beautiful Bahamian sky. My celtics shirt didn't go over too well with a lot of the people here? I don't know, this may sound racist, but I really thought they'd love KG. Anyway, excuse me while I go drink some grey goose and cola on my porch overlooking Paradise Beach.

PS. 3 has played one slot in passing here so far, he won 12 bucks already. Going to be good week, going to be a good week.

Posted by Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

4-0. That's right, four goals to nill. I don't know what they call it up in Old Hampshire, but back where I come from we call that an ass-whooping. Live free or die, huh? Well tonight they died.

Posted by Mucc and 3.

I'm Sorry

So, I feel like I need to vent a little bit here. Get some shit off my chest. Even make some apologies. First of all, this week blew more dick than that one soccer slut. Like, 3 midterms, had to clean the vans at 5 a.m., fucking coach so far up my ass I think I'm starting to taste him in my mouth a little bit (the Irish to English translation can be a little tricky at times, but from what I've gather being called a "fuckin idiot" day in and day out is a good thing?) and let's be honest with ourselves, the blog's been suffering this week. A man can only do so much. I've been trying to get some quality shit out to you guys, but I'm just not sure my hearts been where it needs to be this week. I just have to be fucking better. No excuses. Just better performance. I owe it to you guys to make you laugh, to make you cry, to make you call me a fucking idiot, whatever it may be, I want to get back to my old ways. And for the letdown this week, I'm sorry.
Now with that sappy bullshit out of the way, I want to tell all you fuckers what's going on right now.
1. I'm currently sporting the grimiest, mangiest most disgustingly awesome scum stache you'll ever see in your entire life.
2. My Eagles (that's right my Eagles. Would someone at this school please sack up enough to say they bleed maroon and gold?) are going to kick the living piss out of my hometown UNH Wildcats tonight.
3. 2 for 20 deal at Applebees tonight. Do I go steak or chicken?
4. Day old OJ and Vodka? Still good.
5. Returned the stolen blue boots from last weekend with a love note. "Sorry I was drunk and stole your boots. I'd like to say I could promise you it won't happen again, but it might, so lock up your boots <3"
6. I'm sorry for HBunk's future wives/lovers/one-night stands/rape victims as he got hit in the nuts like I have never seen before today.
7. Spring break motherfuckers!!! Atlantis anyone? Lessssss gooooo.

So, I've said my apologies, but you know what I'm not sorry for? I'm not sorry that I'm going to be having a great fucking time in the Bahamas. I'm not sorry that I'm going to be sitting in the sun staring at beautiful women all week (look but don't touch policy). Sorry I'm not sorry.

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