HAPPY PATRIOTS DAY!

Happy Patriots Day folks, remember all those who made this day possible. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. Let's be safe, and all have a grand ole' time in this beautiful place we call the United States Of America.

By the way, everyone in the building knew this was going down....

Jesus Shuttlesworth.

Posted by Mucc.

Would You Rather- Marathon Monday Edition

I know there was no blog on on Sunday, I’m sorry about that. I decided it would be best to skip my normal Sunday post and make a special Marathon Monday WYR. Would you rather run the marathon today (all 26.2 miles) or go from Thursday to Marathon Monday without drinking a drop of alcohol? Just to set the record straight you have to finish the marathon, no matter how long it takes you or how close you come to death from running 26 miles.

I’m going to join the marathon. Why would I give up arguably the best day at BC you may ask, well I’m about to lay some knowledge on your asses. First, nobody said you couldn’t drink during the marathon. I would throw on a back pack full of natty lights and drink while I “run” the marathon. I put run in quotations because I would definitely walk the entire way and finish tuesday afternoon. But hey, I’d be shit faced the whole way so I’d make the bets out of it. Second, I would feel like an absolute loser if I was one of the 20 kids on campus not drinking this weekend. At least if I run the marathon I have an excuse not to drink on that one day and won't feel like a total tool the entire weekend. Third, and most importantly, not being able to drink this entire weekend would blow dick. This weekend would be no fun sober. Anyone who tries to tell me they can have fun without alcohol can go fuck themselves. Alcohol is fun and sobriety is not period. End of argument you conceded, sober pricks. I don't think anybody has argued this point better than Jim Jeffries.

Run the marathon or sober weekend
Marathon Sober Weekend
	Results

Posted by Cstokecity.

That's 2

If it looks like a winning streak, sounds like a winning streak, and smells like a winning streak, then it's a winning streak. Sound the alarm, we're coming....dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnn....

Posted by Mucc.

I'm Not Doin a Damn Thing

Sorry to all my devote followers who live for my posts, but this is just how I've been feelin' lately.

Posted by Roccodinho

WE WIN WE WIN

If the sox keep this style of winning up, we can post about all 25 of their wins this season! At any rate, great day today, spring game, sox win, Bruins gotta take care of business, LETS GO B's.

Posted by Mucc.

Disappointment

Tough sleddin out there tonight folks. BC really dropped the ball on this one. We had two premier up and coming rappers here tonight and nobody showed up to the concert. Straight up embarrassing folks. Rappers feed off of the crowd and you could tell that Wale was disappointed. He mailed that one in and gave about 10 %. We can definitely do better than that. J. Cole, on the other hand, gave it his all. If you were one of the 10 people that did stay for his act he really gave a good performance. Wouldn't expect anything less from him, great energy. We robbed ourselves folks...this ones on us.

P.S. How does Wale not play World Tour and J.Cole not play I'm Coming Home...backbreakers

P.P.S. There must be something in the water Sox fall to 2-10...2012 is approaching fast

Posted By Mac Attack

Unbelievable Scene of The Day

Look, I know losing hurts, just ask jcole and wale and they'll tell you what it feels like to lose. I know, the blackhawks lost a tough one tonight, and I know it hurts to be down 2-0 in the playoffs. But once again I'm touched by the individual effort of my hometown hero Ben Smith. Benny has not 1 but 2 goals tonight, and did all he could to help his team, god damn we might have to do a story on this former eagle every day if he keeps this scoring rate up, keep up the good work Ben, and we all know the hawks' will take it to the canucks at home.

Unbelievable Scenes

PS. I know Ben's been unblievable scene like 7 times but I don't think the red sox or celtics or any one else in Boston has given us anything memorable to put up here. Unless bobby jenks giving up 4 runs in relief last night to help the sox fall to 2-10 counts.

Posted by Mucc