Positives From Tonight's Loss

Ed Tseng knows his shit. Time to plant some rasberries. As horrific as that game was tonight, there are a few positives we can take away from it.

1. Danielle the cheerleader did 13 back handsprings in a row. Well done Danielle.

2. The BC crowd did something creative. No, not a typo, that actually happened. Whole student section hunched down on free throws and then popped up waving their arms and screaming as the shot was being taken. Never seen that before. Kinda liked it. Plus it was the first time all season someone showed a little creativity in Conte besides Mucc and I.

3. Corey Raji's boy is the fuckin man. He used to sit front row with us, pacing and screaming his ass off at Coach D whenever Raji wasn't in. Turns out he just switched seats on us and was spotted tonight at center court rockin a white tee running through the aisle telling old men to stand up during crunch time. Is it sad that he was maybe the best player for us tonight?

4. Father Clarke the crazy Australian history professor/ Jesuit gave us a shout out. It's nice knowing our efforts don't go unnoticed.

5. John Cahill (our beloved white boy walk on and current background of the site) loved the sign we made for him.

6. Will and I looked really really good as always.

So, I guess we just got to take the positives from tonight and try not to think about a pink elephant.

P.S. Mucc claims to have just seen the mouse. Once again, no one else saw it. Starting to question if this mouse is real, or if these are just crazy hallucinations after heartbreakers like this one.

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