I haven't really had time to think about this, but now I'm reading an article on how the NFLPA is going to boycott the draft...and i thought draft..and I imediatly thought: Fantasy Football. Does no NFL season mean no fantasy football?! WHAT?! I just don't know what the fuck I'm going to do without fantasy. Like what's going to be my excuse for not sleeping for a week after Joe Webb gets 11 points in the fantasy playoffs at wide reciever, when he's really a qb, and knocks me out of the playoffs? What's going to suffice for the feeling of talking shit all week and then having Michael Vick, Desean Jackson, and Jeremy Maclin score 150 points alone to win for you (no lead is safe)? And what about the draft?! It's literally the greatest event of the year...it's like Christmas and your birthday wrapped into one with thanksgiving on the side. All the random "fuckkkkks" and "shittttTTs" when players are rattled off the board...and then in the 14 round Ponz going "FUCK I HATE MY TEAM" and Vince not speaking because he knows if he speaks he'll just give away his next pick, and Keegan taking johnny lee higgens, and terrence showing up late...AND WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO! AHHHHHHHH SOUND THE ALARMSSSSSSSS.
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