How's Your Bracket?

(VCU would like to apologize for screwing up everyone's bracket in America)

Well, shit. Didn't see this coming. I mean, I guess I'll give you UConn. Somebody could've picked that one. Best player in the country, fresh off an insane run through the Big East tourney, but they had just played five games in five days, they were too young, they're freshmen weren't ready for the big stage. Nope, Final Four bound. Kentucky's got some talent. Brandon Knight is an absolute stud, but they got skimped with their seeding and weren't deep enough to make a serious run. Nope, Final Four bound. Somebody had to be this year's Butler, turns out it just happened to be Butler. An 8-seed. An 8-seed?! 8-seeds are supposed to get knocked off by the 1-seed in the second round. Nope, Final Four bound. And who's that last team that's going to Houston? Must be Duke, or UNC, or Florida, or someone else from the Big East (oh wait, that's right, the Big East sucks), right? Nope, VCU you say? Good ole Virginia Commonwealth University. An 11-seed. They weren't even supposed to be in the tournament. THEY WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE TOURNAMENT!!! Nope, Final Four bound. What a weekend for college basketball. Once again proving why March Madness is the single greatest sporting event America has to offer. A three, four, eight and eleven seed in the Final Four? I mean, I know I didn't fill out a bracket this year, but I would've lost a shitload, so I'm glad I didn't. Oh, you had Butler and VCU playing each other in the Final Four? No you didn't. Liar. I will personally pleasure anyone who shows me they had that much up. So, ladies and gents, how's your bracket?

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