What We Learned

As you all very well know, Mucc and I spent the last week on business in the Bahamas. You know, promoting the blog, tracking down investors, searching for potential advertising opportunities; it was all very trying and stressful, but I think it will be well worth it for the future of the Scenes. Oh, and by looking for investors and potential advertising opportunities, I mean we ate, drank and gambled and then proceeded to gamble, drink and eat (just so we're clear). In our adventures we learned a lot, however. Paradise Island is a magical place and there's nothing like a little sun and a little booze to get the mind racing. Here's what we took out of the trip:

10. The house ALWAYS wins. Unless you're Dick Mucci, in which case you ALWAYS win.
9. Every person affiliated with the University of North Carolina is an arrogant, self-centered pompous a**hole (is it still swearing on the blog if I censor it mom??)
8. Apparently I look about 12? I was carded a whopping total of 782 times this past week.
7. Every time any Boston College sports team faces the littlest bit of adversity they curl up and turn into pussy little bitches.
6. I'm allergic to rum?
5. The South should have won the war.
4. It seems as if the only type of people I can attract are middle aged Canadians? (that's both male and female...)
3. I really do love my girl.
2. 3 and Mucc ALWAYS find one more.
1. "I guess I could find some new friends..."

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