Best Holiday of the Year!!

Hey rookie freshmen, the best day of the year at BC is coming up... and no it’s not marathon Monday. It’s skirt day: the first warm day of spring, where every single girl at school wears a short skirt. Past years we could sit outside in the dustbowl and enjoy, but this year the quad will have to do… Regardless, after months of having to deal with girls wearing baggy sweats and hoodies every day, the thighs (with fresh tans from spring break) are back! Awesome. Get excited, and don’t be the idiot to sleep in, skip class, and miss the best holiday of the school year. Girls, please don’t ruin this prestigious day! I’m begging you. Just because you have a pretty face and go to school in cold Boston, you do not have the right to quit plexing and hibernate like a polar bear all winter. First, it’s a huge waste of talent. And secondly, it’s a slap in the face to God (and your parents). They bless you with a pretty face and tons of potential, and you give them the finger. And then, on this special day, you are also flipping off all of the guys who have had put up with sweatpants all winter. That’s not fair. There’s a girl in one of my classes: smoking body. Straight fire. I skip a lot of classes, but in this class… haven’t missed one all semester. And this girl doesn’t even have a cute face!! But with a body like hers, it doesn’t matter. Not one bit. Think of all the time you girls take ‘getting ready’ with makeup and all that BS, and realize just as much time (at minimum) should be put into plexing. There’s still time to get into prime-time skirt form before this glorious day, so you’re welcome for the heads-up. So girls, please please don’t ruin skirt day. Hit the plex, get on the elliptical, and get ready to rep that short skirt proudly.

Posted by Chef Dalé