Wake Up-Would You Rather

I have very few skills in life. The one I am most proud of, however, is my uncanny ability to come up with would you rather scenarios. So here is a timeless BC weekend “would you rather.” Would you rather drink an entire handle of Rubinoff (pick your flavor) or drink an entire 30 of natty light all by yourself in one night. And before you ask, here are the rules. You have to drink all this over the average span of your usual weekend night. So lets say starting at around 8 pm and stopping at around 2 or 3 am (also no eating once you start drinking, so fill up before hand), but lets be honest, you're all going to be passed out, arrested, or dead before you reach 3 am. Here are the logistics for you debating out there. A handle of Rubi is 1.75 liters and contains 30% alcohol. This means there is .525 liters of alcohol in a handle. A 30 of natty light is 360 ounces and contains 4.2% alcohol. Meaning there is .447 liters of alcohol in a 30.

Personally Im going Rubi raspberry 9 times out of 10. It may be more alcohol, but thats why I’m choosing it. If Im going to get completely fucked up why not go for broke? With the 30 I’ll probably start throwing up about 15 in and then once more every other beer after that. Plus, the Rubinoff’s got mobility which is key. I dont want to be stuck in one room getting as drunk as Ill ever be. With the Rubi I can just fill up a bunch of water bottles, carry them around and share my drunkenness with the world as it was meant to be.

Posted by Cstokecity

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Handle of Rubinoff (any flavor) 30 of Natty Drink lighter fluid

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