Monday, May 2, 2011

Celtics Lose To Heat--Pierce Ejected--Kills Osama

(Pierce at the Osama Killing After Party)
So I was going to rant a rave about how much malarkey that game was in Miami yesterday, but I totally get it now; Pierce was ejected so he could catch his private jet to Pakistan and slay Osama. Just a shame the operation had to roll on the day of game 1, but so is life, Obama understands the Heat winning game 1 means nothing and that Pierce was needed to finish off a mass murderer. On that note I'd like to point out that the Celtics shot horribly and turned the ball over 47 times. I think we'll be OK here. Everyone was just tense about Paul's dangerous mission; again, understandable. I mean even Stan Van Gundy knew that the game was a joke when he asserted that James Jones was a better shooter than Ray Allen, and mark jackson bellowed that Pierce assaulted Jones with a headbutt.

No, no, Mr. Jackson, the only one Pierce was getting ready to assault was that cave dwelling maniac in Pakistan. Can't wait for this series to actual start!! From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, the world knows the Celts shall win this series.

Posted by Mucc.

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