Thursday, May 5, 2011

Is John Lackey The Biggest Puss Throwing Pussy Of All Time?

So I'm watching the sox game right now and John Lackey, once again, is just getting straight lit up. How many times do I have to watch the same tape over again? Every time Lackey takes the hill it's just bomb after bomb. You can make the argument that the last game he pitched was solid, and maybe I just don't recognize his good moments, but it's not about that. It's about the fact that this dude just stands out there with absolutely no fire, zero-emotion. Guy is the definition of dud. I feel like if we were too look inside the mind of John Lackey we would just see Eeyore from winnie the poo. "Oh well, another ding dong for the angels, woe is me." I'd take my maniac Julian Taverez over this guy every day of the week and twice on sunday, and I'd take him for 1/8th the price. Would it kill Lackey to get angry once? Maybe then he'd throw a fastball above 82 mph.

Posted bu Mucc.

3 comments:

  1. yes, my name is will lackey and i'm a huge pussy, i think it runs in our family??!! lol ;-)]

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  2. oops that was my boyfriend. he's so annoying sometimez =D (but i luv him)

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