The Next David Blaine?

You saw what happened there, right? Who the hell does this kid think he's fooling? That ball didn't go in the cup. Be better dude.

Posted by 3

A Little Happy New Week from the Scenes

If this doesn't get you hype for this next week then I don't know what will. I mean 3 just out here serenading the shit outta of you...telling everybody and their grandmas (especially grandmas) that they can lean on him. Granted this was during winter midterms and I caught him doing this, but still just a little something to show you the scenes care.

Posted by Mucc.

Best Holiday of the Year!!

Hey rookie freshmen, the best day of the year at BC is coming up... and no it’s not marathon Monday. It’s skirt day: the first warm day of spring, where every single girl at school wears a short skirt. Past years we could sit outside in the dustbowl and enjoy, but this year the quad will have to do… Regardless, after months of having to deal with girls wearing baggy sweats and hoodies every day, the thighs (with fresh tans from spring break) are back! Awesome. Get excited, and don’t be the idiot to sleep in, skip class, and miss the best holiday of the school year. Girls, please don’t ruin this prestigious day! I’m begging you. Just because you have a pretty face and go to school in cold Boston, you do not have the right to quit plexing and hibernate like a polar bear all winter. First, it’s a huge waste of talent. And secondly, it’s a slap in the face to God (and your parents). They bless you with a pretty face and tons of potential, and you give them the finger. And then, on this special day, you are also flipping off all of the guys who have had put up with sweatpants all winter. That’s not fair. There’s a girl in one of my classes: smoking body. Straight fire. I skip a lot of classes, but in this class… haven’t missed one all semester. And this girl doesn’t even have a cute face!! But with a body like hers, it doesn’t matter. Not one bit. Think of all the time you girls take ‘getting ready’ with makeup and all that BS, and realize just as much time (at minimum) should be put into plexing. There’s still time to get into prime-time skirt form before this glorious day, so you’re welcome for the heads-up. So girls, please please don’t ruin skirt day. Hit the plex, get on the elliptical, and get ready to rep that short skirt proudly.

Posted by Chef Dalé

Happy Sunday

(we need to get some marbles....)

Today the Sox will get their first win...I guarantee it.

Posted by Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Should it be Butler, should it be UCONN? Nah. Neither. Because today a championship was won. India, a nation of more than 1 billion won their first Cricket world cup in 30 years. Why do we care? 1) because cricket is the sickest sport no one pays attention to, and 2) because 1 billion people of a world of 6 billion celebrated today because of a sport. 1/6th of our planet bonded together and partied all night because of a game, and a team; because of pride. This is why when people say "it's just a game" hardcore meatheads like me get all fired up. Because as the people in India would tell you, it is much more than a game. For one night Indians from Kolkata to Mumbai could forget poverty, over-population, any hatred, animosity, or anything else that they struggle with, for they could all celebrate one thing: the fact that they were World Champions.

Unbelievable Scenes

Posted by Mucc.

Dog Fight

Bulldogs vs Huskies on monday. It's hoosier land vs the 860. I got my money on the 860, sorry cinderella sometimes you just gotta smack a bitch.

Posted by Mucc.

Scene's Final Four Picks

Why was there no unbelievable scene yesterday? Because yesterday sucked. Sox lost, Celts lost, and 3, roccodinho, and I ended up in slumerville on the orange line on the opposite side of time. Anyway today it all turns around. Here's the scene's picks:

Mucc: Uconn, and Butler

3: Uconn, and VCU

Roccodinho: Kentucky, and Butler

So there you have it. I will be right, and I will conquer all. Someone hit it.