Best Feeling in the World

It's about 70 degrees in the Bean today, and it has been warm for about 3 days now, which in New England terms could mean that spring has finally arrived. What does this mean ? Other than the ladies showing more skin (I feel you Sir Dalé), it also means one of the best activities in the world can now occur: The Baseball Catch. See, I'm a football guy through and through; I say give me the pigskin and a couple of receivers and we got ourselves a good time running routes and playing a little two-hand shove. But, even I must admit that throwing the pill around on the first beautiful day in April has to be one of the best feelings in the world. I mean it's just the sound of the birds chirping trying to find a mate and the light breeze that blows the pollin into your face and makes your eyes look as if you've smoked a brick of weed. It's the kid you're throwing with trying to do his best imitation of Timmy Wakefield and throwing you a lackluster knuckler. And yes, it's the sound of that ball as it meets the mitt so perfectly. Just pure joy. It's one of those bonds we all share that separates us from the commies in Russia, or the royalty in England: just the act of grabbin' that dirty, worn-in, glove to catch that stitched ball. It's America at its finest, right James?

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Would You Rather

Would you rather only have sex one day a year, but with anyone you choose each time, or be able have sex whenever you want, but with someone who is a 5 out of 10 at best? To set the record straight, for the first option you can have sex as many times as you want in that 24 hour period, but only with the one girl or boy you choose. Secondly, no sex on any other day includes no blowjobs, no handjobs, no elbowjobs, or any jobs of the sort. Also, for those ladies out there who have been complaining that my WYRs are just for dudes here you go. This applies to both girls and guys so have some fun with it.

This one is a no brainer for me. I’m taking door number 1. It would be great to be able to have sex whenever you want, but after a while its going to get boring if the girl is never better than a 5. Plus with the first choice the possibilities are endless. Seriously, think of what you could do if you could fuck anyone you wanted. First I’m going after my main girl TSwift. I’ve had a schoolgirl crush on her since I first laid eyes on her and I have to get that out of my system. After Swift I would go through mostly actresses like Alba, Biel, Johansson, McAdams, etc. with a supermodel thrown in every now and then. Then I would start to get creative and bump uglies with the likes of Palin or Hill Dog (Hilary Clinton for those of you who don't understand) just to say I fucked them. No guy can look me straight in the face and say he has never fantasized, even just a little, about Sarah Palin. Power is sexy and thats all there is to it. With option 1 I get to bang out a good portion of my “fuck-it” list that I would never be able to get to otherwise. Despite an annual 364 day dry spell, I think that one magical day would be enough for this guy.

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Unbelievable Scene(s) of the Day

Ladies and gentlemen, Jesus is back, it was in the 70s in Boston today and we have not one, but TWO unbelievable scenes today. That's right, a little Easter double dip for ya. Just so many things going on today it's crazy. Boston teams have won 11straight games. I said it once and I'll say it again. I love this town.









First of all, Ben Smith, Eagle alum who we absolutely love here at the Scenes, netted the gamewinner in overtime to send the Blackhawks to Game 7 against the Canucks. Yes, that's Ben Smith, native of...? Winston-Salem?!? As an honorary 860er for this post I am absolutely outraged that this was the call after netting the most important goal of his life.
Ben Smith: Avon, Connecticut. That's all you need to know.


Secondly, we know Rick. Larry's not coming through that door, McHale's not coming back and neither is Parish, but you know what, funny thing, not sure if you've heard but we've got some guys that aren't too bad running around the Garden (Boston or MSG, whichever you prefer. We win either way) these days. Good teams just win. And if you're really good, I can't seem to remember what it's called though...? When you win four games in a row against the same team? When you flat out embarrass someone on their own floor? When you toy with them for three and a half quarters, make them think they have a glimmer of hope? And then rip their heart out? What's that called? Oh yeah, a sweep. Get the brooms out.

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P.S. I've been thinking, what would the people of the Scenes think of Ben Smith as the new background for the site? Comment if you approve.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

That right there is the definition of unbelievable scenes. What a game. Could this be the year?

Unbelievable Scenes

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Domination

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Get on our level New York. Feels good when you just can't miss.

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I Love Boston

Please tell me everyone just watched that game? That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is what being from Boston is all about. It's about heart, it's about resiliency, it's about getting knocked on your ass and getting back up time and time again. That's what the Bruins did tonight. They just kept getting up. Down 1-0, 3-1 and 4-3 (on a bullshit penalty call by the way, fuck those mountie referees) the Bs just kept dug in and battled their way back to an overtime win and two HUGE wins on Canadian soil. Jack Edwards proclaimed it, "Get Up!" and the Bs did as they were told. I love Boston.

P.S. The Jack Edwards "Get Up" freak out was one of the greatest announcing moments of all time.
P.S.S. Does anyone else feel like Edwards has the ability to give the entire Boston area heart attacks in one night. Not sure Mass General could handle that one.
P.S.S.S. Watch the video. That's what she said...

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Would You Rather

Here is a timeless would you rather debate. Would you rather have a cat or a dog for a pet?

I am obviously going to choose the dogs. I fucking hate cats. And here's why

1. I am allergic to cats. Anytime I'm near a cat for more than 10 minutes my face swells up and looks like this (minus the ginger hair and freckles)

2. Cats are dicks. They don't want to play with you like dogs do. Go near a cat and it will try to rip your face off.

3. Cats are like fake tits. Sure they look fun on the internet, but in real life they just aren't what they're all cracked up to be.

4. They shit in your house. At least dogs have the common courtesy to go the bathroom outside.

5. They are nimble, sneaky little fuckers. I know this may sound weird, but cats are the ninjas of the animal kingdom, silent and nimble assassins. And if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times; do not trust ninjas or anything with ninja-esque characteristics. They are just too sneaky for their own good.

6. Click here to see the key difference between cats and dogs.

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