Unbelievable Scene of The Day

Up 3-0 on the flyers, dominating finals studying, and a delectable roagies calzone in my stomach. Today was a good day, just bump it ice cube...


Posted by Mucc.

Mouse Chronicles: Day 167

It was late February. The snow was falling outside and two snotty-nosed BC freshmen thought to themselves, hey, maybe we should start a blog. We like sports, we can kinda sorta write, I can't spell, Mucc can make people laugh, we had all the ingredients necessary to get this thing off the ground. And so, Unbelievable Scenes was born. Before long things started taking off. 300 hits a day and more bitches than we knew what to do with. We were just starting to get big and then, out of nowhere, we were dealing with demons. Mice crawling around calling Mucc and I little pretty boy paper champs behind our backs and then scurrying away before we could get a look at em. I tell you what though, no one, I repeat, no one, fucks with the Scenes. We got that fucker and we got him good. Things have changed around these parts since then. I mean, my beards really coming in a lot better than it used to, we're no longer lowly little freshmen... oh wait, still got a week left as the team bitch frosh, but the blog's really skyrocketed since then. No? We're getting 300 hits a day like we were then? Shit, maybe things haven't really changed after all. But just like my beard and the blog, my killer instinct is still on point. We got another one! That's two, count em, two, mice on the year! Just sitting there minding my own business and badabing badaboom, dead mouse in Claver 205. Immediately skinned and mounted, I'm batting a thousand this year and I just want everyone to know it. Why I wasn't used as Obama's "asset" I'm just not sure. Motherfucker would've been dead years ago.

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Ping Pong Shot of The Decade

Sweet shot, but I think the bigger upset is that neither of these guys are Asian.

Posted by Mucc.

Would You Rather

Would you rather go through school as we normally do here at BC, with five classes and a week of finals, or take seven classes a semester, but have no finals?

My Answer: Seven Classes

I hate finals so much its ridiculous. In a couple of my classes this semester the finals are no big deal, not cumulative and worth as much as a normal test. However in the rest of my classes they are a do or die scenario. Cumulative and 40-50% of my grade. Just absolute game changers. And they're going to be hard as fuck so there is no way I get a decent grade on all of them. I could be acing a class one minute and next thing I know I get raped by a final and boom, somebody's got a D. I could easily fuck with seven classes a semester. I know some of you might get overwhelmed by that, but I would manage by throwing in a few extra skips in each semester. And skipping a few extra classes is nowhere near as bad for your grade as bombing a final. With the rate I'm skipping these days I'm basically only in three classes so two more would be no big deal.

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Posted by Cstokecity

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

The Scenes took the show on the road tonight as Mucc and I hit Fenway Park for the Sox Angels game. It was only a fifteen minute span, but in those fifteen minutes my world was turned upside down with just one giant, continuous unbelievable scene. It started off with a man hopping onto the field near Pesky Pole, not really running, more so boucing around with his hands in the air a little bit like something you'd see in out of Rocky. At a full sprint from the bullpen, a security officer caught the intruder with the single greatest hit I've ever seen. When I say he crunched him, I mean he broke the dude's ribs. Hands up and totally exposed the guy just got absolutely rocked and what ensued was absolute hysteria and multiple standing ovations for the Ray Lewis like security guard. I know the Pats didn't really fill their need for an OLB or DE in the draft, but I feel like this guy could be the missing piece? Anyways, it didn't take long for the next great moment to occur as the Bruins score came up on the Monster and a deafening "Let's Go Bruins!" chant rang out through Fenway. David Krecji netted the winner and once again the Bs took home an overtime win and, more importantly, take two wins back to the Bean as they head into Game 3. Literally 30 seconds later the Sox closed out a big time win on the back of a Big Papi home run. And to top it all off, on our way out of the most beautiful place on earth we saw the most beautiful woman on earth. Heidi Watney just strutting her stuff in the depths of Fenway. Now, she looks nice on TV, but in person she's a totally different animal. Just absolutely smokin hot and just begging me to rip those white jeans she was wearing off and conduct a one on one interview with her later... Work it Heidi

Unbelievable Scenes

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Team America

Short and Sweet Folks. The only Music suitable for killing the most wanted man of the last 10 years is America, Fuck Yeah.

Posted by MacAttack

Celtics Lose To Heat--Pierce Ejected--Kills Osama

(Pierce at the Osama Killing After Party)

So I was going to rant a rave about how much malarkey that game was in Miami yesterday, but I totally get it now; Pierce was ejected so he could catch his private jet to Pakistan and slay Osama. Just a shame the operation had to roll on the day of game 1, but so is life, Obama understands the Heat winning game 1 means nothing and that Pierce was needed to finish off a mass murderer. On that note I'd like to point out that the Celtics shot horribly and turned the ball over 47 times. I think we'll be OK here. Everyone was just tense about Paul's dangerous mission; again, understandable. I mean even Stan Van Gundy knew that the game was a joke when he asserted that James Jones was a better shooter than Ray Allen, and mark jackson bellowed that Pierce assaulted Jones with a headbutt.

No, no, Mr. Jackson, the only one Pierce was getting ready to assault was that cave dwelling maniac in Pakistan. Can't wait for this series to actual start!! From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, the world knows the Celts shall win this series.

Posted by Mucc.