Unbelievable Scene of the Day

It snowed today. I lost my jacket. My Calc teacher threatened my livlihood. It's Monday. And you probably haven't heard yet, (as we haven't mentioned it at all today) but we didn't get an 8-man. Today was about as low as a man can get. When I got Mucc's "Devastation" text and proceeded to call him, only to hear him unable to speak in a full fledged crying fit, I threw up. I threw up everywhere. All over Coach Kelly, all over Vanderslice Hall, all over the Lower Dining. Just everywhere. But you know what, we "vom and rally." Everyone knows that. We vom and we rally. Simple as that. We've all been there. So, this one's to forgettin about her. This one's to forgetting about "Selection Monday" and moving on to "Terrific Tuesday," "Tantalizing Tuesday," "Tits Tuesday," "4-man in Walsh or I'm gonna kill someone Tuesday." Call it whatever you want, just know we do only do a few things well here at the Scenes. We write good..., we look good and we vom and rally like it's nobody's business.

Unbelievable Scenes

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