Saturday, May 14, 2011

We made it


Well, that's it folks. We weathered the storm. I didn't think I was going to make it out of the war after the battle with Stats, but after an absolute rout of Excel and Econ, finals laid down their arms in complete surrender. What better way than to celebrate with some new Kinetics and One Love? A few months ago they let out a quick teaser of Will You Be Remembered, with Missy Modell singing, just crushin the hook. After months of anticipation, they unleashed it right on the heels of their Office theme remix happy hour. Both songs are dope, but we have come to expect quality from these guys now. That said, color me impressed. It may not be at the level of Sign Language, but it is fire nonetheless. For those of you who are still on your finals grind, good luck, for the newly minted war heroes, happy summer.

P.S. Remember that post about how Brenton was excited about something huge, turned out to be a new song, Silly Girl. Shame on you, Brenton, for hyping me and everyone up. It pains me to say this because I like your songs, but this one pure garbage. Back to the drawing board kid.

Posted By Mac Attack

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Totally Sucked



I think Jim Mora summs up the last two minutes of that game pretty well. I know the refs sucked, and jeff green can't catch a pass, and danny ainge should be dead, but let's be honest you can't give up a 16029393-0 run to close the game. Also, why the fuck is Lebron crying after the game? Dude, you are lucifer in human form, there are like 7 people on earth who like you and they are the 6 actual Heat fans and that 1 slut you bang. Let's go Bruins.

Update-Doc is coming back. Fuck you lebron we are coming for you next year.
Posted by Mucc.

Don't Let Us Win


I was going to get all fired up, calling the Heat cheaters and pussys and all sorts of things. Tell em' that we are going to kick their ass, or KG is going to eat their babies. But instead I've got some friendly advice for them: Don't let us win tonight. Just Don't. If there is one city you don't wanna give a couple more rounds to, it's Boston, just ask the members of the 04' Yankees.

Posted by Mucc.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Is This Guy For Real?--Should Our Kids be Robots?

Grand Rapids, Michigan (CNN) -- As a nation, either our kids are getting dumber or everyone else's are getting smarter. American 15-year-olds ranked 14th in reading, 17th in science and 25th in math in a study of students in 34 nations and nonnational regions.
The Program for International Student Assessment study, coordinated every three years by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, definitively shows U.S. students are no longer ready to compete against the world's brightest.
Which brings me to this: Why are we still giving them the summer off?

-cnn.com by Lz Granderson

This is a joke right? What is this Burma? Look I've never heard of this Granderson bro, but he had to be that kid in 3rd grade that tells everyone to be quiet when the teacher leaves the room right? Just a pure brown-noser. But hey, I'm going to give LZ the benefit of the doubt here and consider what life would be like if children stayed in school all here round.

In short, it would suck. First off, by virtue of a simple argument, all of those other countries with higher reading % don't nearly have as many people in poverty, people that can't learn to read, as us because they simply don't have as many people. Numero uno in reading? Luxembourg. Population 35 and they are all bankers, so give me a break LZ, come to me when India can read like this. Secondly, math and science have never been our forte, and until we start convincing our kids to do math problems for 8 hours a day while getting hit with rulers like in Japan and China, it won't be. I'm not saying that the kids wouldn't benefit and learn more from school all the time, but all work and no play makes lil willie a dull boy. From an economics stand point it makes no sense, the kids will be pissed, the parents will be pissed, and productivity will just plummet. Mr. Granderson, you my friend are incorrect in your assessment. Last time I checked we want a country of men and women who know how to work hard, and party harder. Those are the children I want, not Ivan Drago Robots.

Posted by Mucc.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Ugh


I just puked everywhere, all over 3, all over my Asian History study guide (sorry Fr. Clarke), all over the giant thing of Powerades I can buy from mac no since I lost my card for 5 weeks and have 700 bucks left, just puke everywhere. I just knew going overtime the Celts had nothing left. Rondo was a shadow of himself, still giving 100%, but simply not the same player, and the rest of em just didn't have enough in the tank. Garnett disappointed me tonight and that possession in OT where he had Dwayne Wade on him was terrible. Don't fade away big guy, just dunk on his midget ass. I can't really blame any of the Celtics though, they once again gave it their all. It ain't over, and with the Celtic mystique you never know what can happen. But I hurt for our boys in green, they worked hard and didn't get the better result. Survive and move on, that's what they must do, force the series back to the Bean, then force game 7, then it's all up to who wants it more. Gotta have some resolve.


Ps. What the fuck was with Bosh's celebrartion after that tip in? It's like congrats dude you went over the back on Ray Allen whose a foot shorter, and put a pinky find on a ball that was in the cylinder. You're a real man now bosh, you're tough now. Pussy.

Posted by Mucc.

Put it in the Books



I am so fired up right now. Finals week has sprung upon us and this is the final uber grind before summer. The end is so close I can taste it. This week 4 tests stand in my way and its looming over my head like the fear of Jose Reyes (my pride and joy/alltime favorite) weighs down on my heart. They are absolute wildcards, but Im in the zone and like Jose Im gonna fight until I die to get what I want. Well, today at 8:45 I had my oral exam for perspectives and I absolutely crushed it. Laid it all out on the field and the teach tried throwing a fastball by me but he new as soon as he let it go that the game was dunzo. Dominating the opener of a long week is an amazing feeling and you know that you can handle 7 different kinds of smoke. I owe it all to the song pumped up kicks by foster the people. I don't know what it is about the song but it gets me in the zone and I will happily let you try it out. The song just builds and builds and has a trance like vibe with an extremely catchy chorus. Right now Im playin for the team I love and leaving nothin on the table playin for that final contract. Good Luck on the home stretch folks.

P.S. I haven't posted in a while so I'm gonna throw a bunch of good songs your way.
Obviously Tayyib Ali came out with Keystone State of Mind and its fire. Grab it HERE I wont stop, Supermodel, High Definition, and California Love are my favorites.

Great Mashup by Mocci Beats: Friends till the End

If u were raging at Modstock you noticed that some BC alums, Dean and Ravo, were makin it big in the game out there. Great Stuff. You can grab their album (Show them some love) HERE my favorite song is Finally

Lastly my boys Kinetics and One Love just released a song that is pretty hot: Happy Hour
Definately be on the lookout for their song they have really been workin hard. It is going to be amazing. Its going to drop in about a week and its called will you be remembered. They tweeted at me and personally guaranteed that it would be Fuego and from the snippet I heard its gonna be beyond that.

Posted By Mac Attack

Sunday, May 8, 2011

History Told in 24 Hours


It was the tale of two storied franchises. One with 17 World Championships, one with 16. Both known around the globe as the two greatest rivals, the two most accomplished teams to ever play in the National Basketball Association. Both with histories littered with great moments and some of the best players to ever play the game. Cousy and West, Russell and Chamberlain, Bird and Magic; they transcended the game. There's not much of a discussion as to who the top two franchises of all-time are in the NBA, but in the last 24 hours it became VERY apparent who was #1 and who was #2.
If you were watching the Celtics game last night, you just knew you were witnessing something special. This was history in the making. The Cs, battered and beaten, with their backs against the wall, down 2-0 to the anti-Christ Miami Heat, did what any Boston Celtics team would have done. They battled. They were tenacious, they were passionate, they were tough, but most importantly, they played with heart. Rondo wasn't just coming back onto the court with one arm for himself. He was coming back onto the court for likes of Robert Parish and Kevin McHale, he was coming back onto the court for the "Red Auerbach" name that stretches across the parquet floor, he was coming back onto the court for the 17 championship banners that hang in the rafters above. He came back out because he knows what those 17 banners mean and he knows just what it would mean to put number 18 up there.
If you were watching the Lakers game today, you also knew you were watching something special. Once again, you were witnessing history. The Lakers, down 3-0, had a chance to attempt to become the first team ever to dig themselves out of that hole. What did they do? They folded. They packed it in. No one has ever done it before, why should they be any different? Why should they even try? They played selfishly, they fought amongst themselves and let their frustrations get the best of them as they laid on numerous, absolutely unacceptable cheapshots in the game's extended garbage time. One of the greatest coaches in history, Phil Jackson, will have to walk away from the game knowing his team quit on him. Think the Celtics ever quit on Red Auerbach? Kobe Bryant, one of the great players of all time, made it very clear that he is certainly not even on the same planet as Michael Jordan. And Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum made a disgrace of the Laker name.
You'd NEVER see a Celtic do that. Never. They have too much pride. They know they'd be letting down those who came before them. Kevin Garnett cries, he cries like a little baby cries, when he talks about Bill Russell. He has that much respect for the man. You think Andrew Bynum cares what Magic Johnson thinks about him? Not a chance. He's out to get what's his and that's it. That's the difference between the Celtics and the Lakers. The Lakers are a bunch of individuals and the Celtics are a team. The Celtics are a family. The number of championships have become irrelevent. The Celtics are the greatest franchise in the history of basketball and the Lakers are a very distant second.

Posted by 3

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Witness


Witness, Lebron, Dirty-Wade, rest of the world, Witness. The Boston Celtics just defined why I'm so fucking proud to be part of this great city and this great region. They just summed up what being knocked down and taking someones best punch only to get up again is all about. Ya Rondo was unreal, he defied medical diagnosis, and he has larry bird sitting in his rocking chair in French Lick, Indiana with all green on chuckling to himself while he smokes a cigar. Like jerry mcguire was right, that is what inspires people, heart. But excluding rondo, its the 13 other guys on that team rallying around each other and their fallen teammate. It's guys like Jeff Greene stepping up when it mattered most, and the Big 3 playing more intense than ever before, as if they were 21 years old again. They all put their arms around each other and their fallen star and said to the demons of the NBA, not today, not in our house, not in our city.

I think Mark Jackson put it best when he said, "for the rest of Rondo's career you can question every aspect of his game, but you can never question his heart." Well that goes for all those guys from Jermaine O'neal to Paul Pierce, you can question their age, their skills, their anything else, but not their heart, not their desire, not their will. It's undeniable. This is us. That's what the Boston Celtics have always been about, that's what this city has always been about, and these are the undeniable facts.

Posted by Mucc.

Celts Guarantee Reggie?


Hell-Our spies have informed us that Celts exec Danny Ainge is so impressed with BC point guard Reggie Jackson that he’s already guaranteed the Celts will take him with the 25th pick in this year’s draft. Ainge personally was on hand for a number of Jackson’s game, and is a tremendous fan. The problem for the C’s is that Jackson’s stock is soaring and the thoughts from scouts everywhere is that he will be long gone by then meaning that Boston will have to trade up to select him.

“Danny’s already guaranteed him,” a source close to Jackson’s camp told TKB. “He saw a ton of games at BC this year.”

-knicksblog.com

Now this is really interesting. I kind of had a feeling the Celtics liked Jackson, I mean when there are 5 people in Conte and 3 are me, 3, and danny ainge, that's when you know a team likes a guy. They need some guard help, avery bradley struggles and Ray Ray is getting older so Jackson would be a nice playmaking fit. I still stand by my assertion that Jackson should return for his Senior year. I think he would be even higher than 25th next year, baring some freak injury. But hey, looks like he's staying in the draft so I guess we gotta live with that. From a pure basketball standpoint, it would lay an interesting future for the team with Rondo, Jeff Green, and Jackson, all athletic guys who can run out of the building. All in all, I don't hate this, hopefully Danny can make it a reality. In all seriousness, this such a Danny Ainge move. Who guarantee's shit? Why put yourself in that position? Danny is just such an interesting fellow, and this has gotta be some kind of fine or something right? Whatever. Keep it going Danny let's kick the Heat's ass tonight.

Is it weird that a Knicks blog is reporting this? I didn't even know the Knicks had a blog, didn't know they had the interest for that sort of thing. I guess this is what they can do with all the free time on their hands.

Ps. I hear Reginold looked fly at the Athlete Banquet last night, guess he's got that NBA draft swagg going.

-thanks ponz for the tip.
Posted by Mucc.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Sound Familiar?

May 5, 2011

Boston College and Miami have agreed to play their 2011 football game, scheduled for Sun Life Stadium in Miami Gardens, Fla., on the Friday afternoon after Thanksgiving, Nov. 25, with a 3:30 p.m. kickoff.

The game will be nationally televised by ABC.

-bceagles.com

Ummmm I'm pretty down for this. Sounds good to me. I guess the canes don't remember the last time they played on the friday after Thanksgiving.


Posted by Mucc.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Is John Lackey The Biggest Puss Throwing Pussy Of All Time?

So I'm watching the sox game right now and John Lackey, once again, is just getting straight lit up. How many times do I have to watch the same tape over again? Every time Lackey takes the hill it's just bomb after bomb. You can make the argument that the last game he pitched was solid, and maybe I just don't recognize his good moments, but it's not about that. It's about the fact that this dude just stands out there with absolutely no fire, zero-emotion. Guy is the definition of dud. I feel like if we were too look inside the mind of John Lackey we would just see Eeyore from winnie the poo. "Oh well, another ding dong for the angels, woe is me." I'd take my maniac Julian Taverez over this guy every day of the week and twice on sunday, and I'd take him for 1/8th the price. Would it kill Lackey to get angry once? Maybe then he'd throw a fastball above 82 mph.

Posted bu Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of The Day


Up 3-0 on the flyers, dominating finals studying, and a delectable roagies calzone in my stomach. Today was a good day, just bump it ice cube...


Posted by Mucc.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Mouse Chronicles: Day 167


It was late February. The snow was falling outside and two snotty-nosed BC freshmen thought to themselves, hey, maybe we should start a blog. We like sports, we can kinda sorta write, I can't spell, Mucc can make people laugh, we had all the ingredients necessary to get this thing off the ground. And so, Unbelievable Scenes was born. Before long things started taking off. 300 hits a day and more bitches than we knew what to do with. We were just starting to get big and then, out of nowhere, we were dealing with demons. Mice crawling around calling Mucc and I little pretty boy paper champs behind our backs and then scurrying away before we could get a look at em. I tell you what though, no one, I repeat, no one, fucks with the Scenes. We got that fucker and we got him good. Things have changed around these parts since then. I mean, my beards really coming in a lot better than it used to, we're no longer lowly little freshmen... oh wait, still got a week left as the team bitch frosh, but the blog's really skyrocketed since then. No? We're getting 300 hits a day like we were then? Shit, maybe things haven't really changed after all. But just like my beard and the blog, my killer instinct is still on point. We got another one! That's two, count em, two, mice on the year! Just sitting there minding my own business and badabing badaboom, dead mouse in Claver 205. Immediately skinned and mounted, I'm batting a thousand this year and I just want everyone to know it. Why I wasn't used as Obama's "asset" I'm just not sure. Motherfucker would've been dead years ago.

Posted by 3

Ping Pong Shot of The Decade



Sweet shot, but I think the bigger upset is that neither of these guys are Asian.

Posted by Mucc.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Would You Rather



Would you rather go through school as we normally do here at BC, with five classes and a week of finals, or take seven classes a semester, but have no finals?

My Answer: Seven Classes
I hate finals so much its ridiculous. In a couple of my classes this semester the finals are no big deal, not cumulative and worth as much as a normal test. However in the rest of my classes they are a do or die scenario. Cumulative and 40-50% of my grade. Just absolute game changers. And they're going to be hard as fuck so there is no way I get a decent grade on all of them. I could be acing a class one minute and next thing I know I get raped by a final and boom, somebody's got a D. I could easily fuck with seven classes a semester. I know some of you might get overwhelmed by that, but I would manage by throwing in a few extra skips in each semester. And skipping a few extra classes is nowhere near as bad for your grade as bombing a final. With the rate I'm skipping these days I'm basically only in three classes so two more would be no big deal.


Seven Classes or Finals
Seven Classes
Finals
Results

Posted by Cstokecity

Unbelievable Scene of the Day


The Scenes took the show on the road tonight as Mucc and I hit Fenway Park for the Sox Angels game. It was only a fifteen minute span, but in those fifteen minutes my world was turned upside down with just one giant, continuous unbelievable scene. It started off with a man hopping onto the field near Pesky Pole, not really running, more so boucing around with his hands in the air a little bit like something you'd see in out of Rocky. At a full sprint from the bullpen, a security officer caught the intruder with the single greatest hit I've ever seen. When I say he crunched him, I mean he broke the dude's ribs. Hands up and totally exposed the guy just got absolutely rocked and what ensued was absolute hysteria and multiple standing ovations for the Ray Lewis like security guard. I know the Pats didn't really fill their need for an OLB or DE in the draft, but I feel like this guy could be the missing piece? Anyways, it didn't take long for the next great moment to occur as the Bruins score came up on the Monster and a deafening "Let's Go Bruins!" chant rang out through Fenway. David Krecji netted the winner and once again the Bs took home an overtime win and, more importantly, take two wins back to the Bean as they head into Game 3. Literally 30 seconds later the Sox closed out a big time win on the back of a Big Papi home run. And to top it all off, on our way out of the most beautiful place on earth we saw the most beautiful woman on earth. Heidi Watney just strutting her stuff in the depths of Fenway. Now, she looks nice on TV, but in person she's a totally different animal. Just absolutely smokin hot and just begging me to rip those white jeans she was wearing off and conduct a one on one interview with her later... Work it Heidi

Unbelievable Scenes

Posted by 3

Monday, May 2, 2011

Team America






Short and Sweet Folks. The only Music suitable for killing the most wanted man of the last 10 years is America, Fuck Yeah.

Posted by MacAttack

Celtics Lose To Heat--Pierce Ejected--Kills Osama

(Pierce at the Osama Killing After Party)
So I was going to rant a rave about how much malarkey that game was in Miami yesterday, but I totally get it now; Pierce was ejected so he could catch his private jet to Pakistan and slay Osama. Just a shame the operation had to roll on the day of game 1, but so is life, Obama understands the Heat winning game 1 means nothing and that Pierce was needed to finish off a mass murderer. On that note I'd like to point out that the Celtics shot horribly and turned the ball over 47 times. I think we'll be OK here. Everyone was just tense about Paul's dangerous mission; again, understandable. I mean even Stan Van Gundy knew that the game was a joke when he asserted that James Jones was a better shooter than Ray Allen, and mark jackson bellowed that Pierce assaulted Jones with a headbutt.

No, no, Mr. Jackson, the only one Pierce was getting ready to assault was that cave dwelling maniac in Pakistan. Can't wait for this series to actual start!! From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, the world knows the Celts shall win this series.

Posted by Mucc.

The Storming Of Oneil


From the halls of Bapst library to the shores of that weird fountain, to the beaches of Oneil, last night was D-Day here at BC, and we were not to be stopped. Party like its 1995, economy's up and straight kicking ass.



Posted By Mucc. (Filming by 3)

Proud To Be An American

As 3 and I stormed Oneil library last night with probably 2,000 other students here at BC, it was beautiful to see the patriotism and unity on display that our great land sometimes forgets. It's what makes being American so great. The idea that one shot can ignite a nationwide party that simply will not be stopped. I mean, we hit the libraries, the quads,the mods, and came just shy of full on storming the stadiums, but to me it wasn't the places, it was the people. The standard USA chants, the God bless Americas, the hugs and high fives, the reading of the declaration of independence, and the teary-eyed national anthems. One unbelievable scene stood out in particular that I think sums up last night, and every night our great land comes together and remembers our undeniable ideals:

There we all stood, banging on the doors of Oneil Library, the library named for that great US Senator, and there we waited, as two cops inside took off their hats, got their keys out, and opened the doors. They let us march on in and take the building as if we were the troops on D-day storming the beaches. As we all congregated there, chanting and singing, I turned around and looked at one of the cops: He stood speechless, eyes swollen, mouth gaping, and had his phone out video-taping the entire scene. This man wasn't trying to get kids in trouble or file a report. This guy stood there to film this advantageous jubilee so that he could go home to his wife, and his children, and his grandchildren, and tell them "this is what America is all about." Neither I, nor the officer filming last night knows if Al Queda is finished or if this War on Terror is, or will ever be "over." We don't know if Republicans and Democrats will ever get along, or if the energy crisis will ever be solved. We live by what we know, and what we know, and knew last night, is that America, at its deepest core, is not about our disagreements or our weaknesses, but about the ideals, beliefs, and freedoms we all enjoy together under our flags, our songs, our unity and our justice. It's about what Francis Scott Key wrote back in 1813 "And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there." Through the hard times, the destruction, the argument, and the bombs, our flag, our resolve, our togetherness was and always will return, always will be there. That is what this BCPD officer filmed to show his family, that is what we all remember on nights like last night.


Posted by Mucc.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Unbelievable Scene of The Day



Kill-shot Osama, how you like US now? I can see all the victims of 9/11 just standing with Jesus, Zeus, Elvis, George Washington, and Babe Ruth, laughing and booing at the bro as he gets rejected by the angels at the pearly gates.

Smell ya later Bin-Laden, send Hitler our fuck you's.

Unbelieveble Scenes

Posted by the United States Of America.



Wild Ride


Been a crazy week folks. An absolute roller coaster ride. I took the music work to the field this weekend on friday and went to Bamboozle. Ridiculous amounts of artists just absolutely bringing the noise on stage. Wiz was definitely a great show, but the group that just skyrocked up the charts was the Dean's list. Energy level was sky high and seeing them perform allowed everyone in the crowd to catch a glimpse at what true bliss is. Then on Saturday that joy should have been shared with Big Herz. I was definitely a resident in heartbreak city, and unfortunately 94 was the mayor. We rally when we fall, but nobody rallies like Herz, and there is no doubt in my mind theres going to be a Herzlich 254 documentary someday.

On a brighter note I found a pretty chill new artist out there called Pj Simas. The guy bust out some pretty good songs. Is it a red flag that his two best songs have the girl vocalists stealing the show? Maybe, but its a bottom line game, and those two songs are fire. Ocean Drop is my favorite and the girls voice is just fire. Instant repeat song. The other champ song is That Good life. All of his stuff is just very chill, which is clutch because you can bump it when you gear up for the final war that is finals. Good Luck kids.

Grab his mixtape here, That Good Life, Imma Party

Deans List Classic: Dear Professor, La Vie, Burn it all

Posted By Mac Attack